Nick, a young office worker

My name is Nick and I decided to participate in a TV show called “Who Wanna Be a Bimbo?”. It combines an old school quiz with the latest technology that for me is indistinguishable from magic. The key to the show and the main source of its popularity and dissimilarity from other such forms of entertainment is the penalty for each wrong answer - the contestant goes into a place called “The Chamber” and gets physically or mentally transformed, ultimately into a bimbo. I have watched the show a few times, but do not consider myself a fan. I understand the rules though and think of the questions as moderately hard. As is often the case with such shows it’s more a matter of luck.

My friends from work who are fans of WWBaB had pointed out, that I possess a broad general knowledge (I call that useless facts) and I work well under stress, so I should have a decent shot. The main prize is one and a half million dollars, so the risk can pay off. Somehow they managed to convince me to participate. So here I am…