Nice Sneakers

She walked along the boardwalk wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers and a look of utter disbelief.

Both hands firmly covered her private parts.

She glanced around at the joggers, tourists, and families passing by.

How on earth did this happen? she wondered. Am I dreaming?

A man walking by eyed her from head to toe and then pointed at her shoes.

“Nice sneakers. Did you buy them at a store around here?”

She stared at him.

“Are you kidding me?”

He shrugged.

“Well, they’re the only thing you’re wearing. They must be something special. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be drawing so much attention to them.”

She looked down at her sneakers.

Unfortunately, he did have a point.