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“So, a few of them are obvious,” Nate says. “Callum and Sabrina were too dumb to come up with an alias. But they’re in first place by a long way, so maybe I shouldn’t be talking…”

He drags his finger down the Top 10 list. “Heratical is Hera. She’s…” Nate whistles and shakes his head. “Pissed off goth chick. Total bitch breaker. So yeah, she’s in second place.”

Then he goes to the third place person. “Chris420. That’s obvious. You met Chris, right? He’s only in third place because he’s got the biggest dick on campus. Lucky fucking bastard…”

Nate sighs and leans back. “And you’ll figure out the rest eventually. Clearly I’m not even on the list. Some people just created their OnlyFans, so they might go up the ranks if things work out.”

Your roommate watches you look at the list. There’s a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. “You’re thinking of competing, aren’t you?” Nate says. But you’re too busy trying to decode the aliases.

“Here,” Nate says, grabbing the phone. “You want to see how some of them are doing? Let’s check out some videos… hmm,” he considers who to investigate. “Hera or Chris? You choose.”