New look

"Olivia, you're just 19, but you're already incorporating cursing into your music, and that's just wrong."

Olivia thought about it and nodded. "I guess so."

"And you have small tits, which is OK, but you look like a little girl."

Olivia seemed a bit ashamed.

"No, no, embrace it! Dress like a little girl. Wear frilly dresses like a toddler in a beauty pageant would wear. Curl your hair and wear lots of pink bows. Be seen in public sucking on big rainbow lollipops or pacifiers. Put a huge oversized crib in your bedroom and sleep in it. You'll be unique, and people will love it. Title your next album Widdle Owivia. It's perfect."

Olivia nodded as the thought of the wonderful advice.

"But you are 19, so that doesn't mean you can't be sexual as well."

"What do you mean?"