New guru

I turned on the TV one evening and saw on the channel my show is on that there is a new female guru . The first mainstream one and she is the woman who waxed me !

Her name Abigail . She gave out voodoo dolls of me to her fans who are all women . She told them how I cheated on Jane with her . They target the crotch only of the doll .

Every day since I wake up with my legs spread wide and the feeling of needles poking my BALLS. Ah ! Ooh ! Yargh! UGH! My nutsack !