New Roommate

Since Ross and Phoebe lived by themselves, it would be the easiest for me to live with one of them. While Ross was a male, I figured it would be easier for me to live with Phoebe. Plus, while not as hot as Rachel or Monica, I could fuck Phoebe.

"When you all wake up, Phoebe, I will be your roommate. The rest of you will think I've always been a part of your friend group and Phoebe's roommate as well."

I then turned to Phoebe. "Phoebe, you don't insist on me paying rent or doing chores. Instead, you will accept me fucking you any way I want as my rent payment."