New Job Duties

"So instead of a paralegal, we'll start you off as the office pet."

"Office...pet?"

"Yeah, think about it. You run around on all fours, bark, get petted by your coworkers, then when you think you have enough confidence, you come see me and I'll promote you."

"Y-yeah, that sounds great!" Cathy said.

"Okay."you say.

"But, um, w-what should I wear?"she asks. "What dress code does being the office pet entail?"