Neither He Goes For His Aunt Petunia

I blinked when I woke up. Had that all been a crazy-ass dream? Some kind of Incest God? That was crazy! Right?

But... only one way to try it.

Thinking of your absolute MILF Aunt, you made a test wish:

AFTER THE FIRST YEAR AT HOGWARTS (They Are 18 Or 19 Years Old) FEMALE RELATIVES THAT DIDNOT GO WILL LET THEIR WIZARD (Male Magical Relatives) SEE THEIR NAKED BODIES THINKING NOTHING OF IT UNTIL THE MALE SAYS SOMETHING TO THEM ABOUT STOPPING (But Only For The Male Who Told Them) (If Twin A Said To Stop While Twin B Let Her Go She Would Keep Going For Twin B).

I then made my second wish:

I BECOME HANDSOMER AND MORE FIT WHENEVER I TOUCH MY AUNT’S BREAST, PUSSY, ASS OR INSIDE HER BODY BUT ONLY WHEN I WANT TOO.

I then realised my Uncle would kill me, and made a third wish:

MY AUNT’S HUSBAND (Vernon) AND SON (Dudley) WILL BE FINE WITH ANYTHING I DO WHILE OUT OF HOGWARTS.

With that settled, you put on clothes and went down to the kitchen, to see…