Need to pee

"I really need to pee." Natsu/Cana said girlishly, squeezing his/her thighs together.

"Are you carzy?! You're so not doing that in my body!" Cana/Natsu yelled indignantly.

"I can't help it Cana! Your body needs to take a leak!" Natsu/Cana shot back desperately.

"Then, tie a knot in it or something!" Cana/Natsu retorted.

"Don't yell at me! How much did you drink last night?!" Natsu/Cana asked, doing a very obvious potty dance.

"That doesn't matter! Hold it in!" Cana/Natsu shot back.

"I'm sorry Cana, but..."