Necromancers and Necrophelia

By Anonymous

Dear reader you must be quite the sick degenerate to even be picking up this horrible tome on the vast disgusting necrophelic practices of many famous and common necromancers. The very act of a mage raising the dead to do his or her bidding is quite taboo amongst most citizens of Tamriel to say the least.

Lets not kid ourselves. Necromancers do not get much respect. Many consider necromancy an abomination of magic. The worst disgrace to the devines. Know this to be true. For to raise the dead is to profane larkhan as a corruption of nirn. As it is to be established, necromancy and **** are some of the most diplorative of practice; right next to many other off-subject acts of deviants. As we have established that you are in fact diplorative dear reader we will continue on this fascinating disgusting subject with great enthusiasm. It's not like you can find a book like this back on Tamriel. You should stay here forever. Know that you will in fact stay here forever. Lucky you! Right?

As we will now begin our journey through a wide collection of lost necrophelic tombs and texts. The many stories of all these repulsive necromancers and their disturbing acts against Larkhan. Of the worm cult and all their disturbing rituals. All this lies before you dear reader for know that this book is bigger on the inside. The stories really grow out and they wont stop. You could spend lifetimes reading this curious little book. Know in fact that you will of course be spending many lifetimes reading this single book; of course it will simply be because these stories are so rich you wont be able to turn away. Enjoy your stay.