Naughty Catholic school girl

The Scoobies (those not totally fixated on Jenny's performance) gather round expectantly, waiting to see what happens to Joyce. For a few minutes nothing seems to happen. Then gradually the wrinkles around her eyes fade away and her general appearance youthens until she could pass for a teenager. "I think I feel something," she says. Anya hands her a mirror. "Guess I'm gonna get carded again," Jpyce says with a saucy grin.

"Mom, this is serious," Buffy says.

"I know, sweetie," Joyce replies. "No need to get your panties in a twist."

"Mom!"

"I think that means the personality changes are kicking in," says Tara, trying to head off a fight before one starts. By now Joyce's clothes are changing too. Soon she's wearing black patent-leather mary janes, knee socks, a plaid skirt, a white shirt and blue sweater. The innocent school girl look is marred by the clear outline of a black bra covering her now ginormous boobs under the shirt and the rather tarty makeup job that appears on her face.

Even Dawn notices the change. She stops motorboating Jenny long enough to declare "you ain't 'alf 'ot, mum!" before returning her attentions to the librarian-stripper.

"Thanks, kid," Joyce replies. "You're not so bad yourself. But don't go wearing Jenny out before I've had a chance at that ass. Jenny, do you have a nun costume?"

"I sure do," Jenny replies. "You got a hundred bucks?"

"Wait, nuns?" Buffy asks. "You're into NUNS?"

"Ever since I was 12 and Sister Marie Claire seduced me," replies Joyce. "Of course by the time I was 15 I was seducing them." She runs her tongue over her teeth. "Oh, I loved it when new sisters arrived to teach at the start of the school year. The other girls were so easy to seduce, but the nuns, at least the ones who weren't dykes already, were a challenge." She grins at the memory.

Buffy turns on Tara. "My God, look what you've done to her!"

Tara holds out her hands placatingly. "Remember, all these memories are fake -- none of that stuff happened."

"But my mother's a lesbian nymphomaniac with a nun fetish!"

"Well, yeah," Tara says, blushing brightly. "That's sort of a fantasy of mine. Naughty Catholic school girls. And since I'm a lesbian, of course my fantasy girl..."

Buffy sighs -- after all, she knew SOMETHING was going to happen to her mother when she got sprayed. "I guess I just figured you were more... vanilla, that's all," she says with a shrug.

"Surprise!" smirks Anya. "Eep!" she added as Joyce goosed her.

"I just love girls who think they're straight," Joyce coos.

"Fix this fast," says Buffy.