National defense and old friends

Waking up in a room that heavily smells of sex was nothing new neither was the maids already cleaning up the mess from the night before what was new however was Oola being here with a worried look on her face.

Oola: Master there is a Booker Dewitt and a Nick fury in the parlor waiting for you they are here about yesterday's incident

Antonio: That doesn't seem like much of a problem

Oola: They're very interested in the Angelus

Antonio: Okay, that's a problem

I immediately threw on some sweat pants and went to see those two so I could get rid of them as quickly as possible I didn't want them poking around although I am not up to anything I don't like being watched... well that wasn't entirely true I don't like being watched by the government but I perfectly fine with others watching me have sex I decided to put those thoughts aside for now and focus on the two guys drinking coffee in my parlor room.

Antonio: Gentlemen to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?

Fury: We are from inter-dimensional border defense bureau protecting prime world so indulgent people like you keep their cushy lifestyle

Antonio: Alright but that still doesn't explain why you are here

Booker: We want the angel

It seemed like they were still in the dark on who or what she actually was and I had no desire to change that at the moment.

Antonio: Then why are you not negotiating with RealDreams to get your own mine is not for sale

Fury: Because they can't find another in their stock that is as powerful as the one you have

Booker: Listen you know what is out there they teach in history class The Combine Wars sounds familiar? Well our department exists to prevent another war by stomping out problems before they are problems so we need weapons to do that

Fury: Your angel could be the key to prevent future wars

Antonio: Sorry lads but she is not for sale even if she were none of you could control her

Booker: Why because we're characters? As long as you agree to hand her over we could override her will with her collar, chip, spell or whatever system you use to keep her under control

Antonio: That's kinda the problem I don't use any of them she is by my side and part of my harem willingly

Booker: Bullshit!

Fury: If that's the case then can we speak with her?

Antonio: Fine

I reached out telepathically and contacted the Angelus and explained who they were and asked her disguise her appearance a bit so they couldn't identify her I know it was extremely selfish of me to do this but I don't care we didn't wait long her armor became traditional valkyrie style vastly more conservative than her usual outfit she removed her horns and created a glowing halo ring above her head flanked with my other angels.

Angelus: You called master

Antonio: Yes, they wanted to speak with you

Fury: We're from...

Angelus: No

Fury: But...

Angelus: No

Booker: You didn't even listen to...

Angelus: I don't need to. You want to take me away from my master that is all I need to know

Booker: But...

Angelus: I don't care why fuck off

Antonio: I think your time is up here Angela please see them out

Angela: Certainly

As soon as they were out the door Emma was there glaring at me I knew she was going to tell me about something important that I forgot to do but for the life of me I couldn't remember what.

Antonio: Okay Emma just tell me what I was supposed to be doing

Emma: Did you call your social contacts to let them know you were okay?

Antonio: I don't have any contacts to call Lisa is already here and Marley lives here

Emma: What about your friends?

Antonio: Alex can eat a dick that mother fucker is dead to me

Emma: Not him stupid I'm talking about Larry the guy that introduced to you James your neighbor down the street James comes from a good family with lots of connections we could use

Antonio: James is a good guy I don't want him to think I'm using him although he does have some issues with keeping his eye off my girls...

Emma: *muttering* I could say the same about you

Antonio: You say something Emma?

Emma: Nope nothing at all

Antonio: Okay... anyways like I was saying James is a good guy but you're right I should give them both a call to let them know I'm perfectly fine and they shouldn't be concerned I'll start with Larry we haven't really hung out since college and I need to hang on to the few decent friends that I have left

Emma: Good because he called you about ten times yesterday

Now I really felt like an asshole hearing that he called so many times and I didn't even think about him once I need to somehow make this up to him somehow and honestly I don't know how Larry is a great guy with very specific tastes so I couldn't just buy some random girls Larry had a thing for bug girls it's part of the reason we were friends because none of us could make friends.

Larry bug girl fetishist started because of his fixation with tinkerbell's wings and then humanized bug type Pokégirls it kinda grossed out some others made trouble calling his girls weak or abusing them but I was just happy to be near such cute girls as I couldn't afford any for myself at the time and Larry was happy with someone else treating his girls right.

Larry and Alex were my only friends in college we studied accounting together until Larry decided to change majors then we kinda drifted apart but considering what happened after I think I held onto the wrong friend.