Nathan, Paul's Neighbor

*DING DONG*

Nathan: "Coming!"

Leslie: "Hello sir! I'm Leslie and I, like, have a special delivery just for you!"

Nathan: "Wow...you sure this is the right address? You're a little prettier than our usual mail carrier."

Leslie: "Teehee! I can be kinda, like, forgetful and stuff...but Master Paul said it was super duper important to give to you! So while it's nice, like, just staring at each other's packages, I think you should, like, see what's inside!"

Nathan: *TEARS OPEN PACKAGE* "It's a phone...and there's a letter attached..."

Paul: "Hey Nathan, it's Paul from next door. I found a way to hack the universe and condensed that ability into an app you'll find on this phone. I've mostly been using it to turn people into bimbos like the ditzy delivery gal in front of you, but since you're a nice guy and a bit of a horn dog I figured I'd share it with you. Just type in a name and some descriptors and it'll do it's thing. Feel free to try it out on Leslie here if you don't believe me...have fun!"

Nathan: "What the hell? This seems too crazy to believe!"

Leslie: *GIGGLE* "Like, I know right? One second I was a head researcher at Master Paul's company, and now I'm, like...um...trying to research giving head! But I don't like thinking, so do you, like, want to experiment with me?" *WINK*