Natalia Dyer

My roommate Natalia was getting ready to head somewhere, but she wanted to speak to me first.

"What is it?" I asked.

"I want you out," she said.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because you're a slob, a creep, and a lazy bum," said Natalia. "I know you and Sadie go way back, and I took you in as a favor to her, but this is ridiculous. Don't think I don't know you stare at me every time I enjoy my pool."

_You think I was gawking at you when you go out in the pool? _I thought. Get out of here, tiny-titted bitch.

I offer to try out my hypnosis on her, and she obliges, thinking it would help me leave faster.