Naked from the waist down

Laughing, talking and people in general were the first things you heard before your eyes adjusted from the sun's harsh glare. A half meter wall obscured your vision, but you could see a few people casually walking past.

Everything looked normal.

Silently praying not to be seen, you make one with the wall and hid down behind it. You had to find the exit. It shouldn't be too far, as you seemed to be on the outskirts of the pool. With that thought mind you scrambled forward.

"Excuse me sir, but can I help you today?" A cheery voice came from a few feet in front of you.

Feeling the jig was up, you weakly lifted your head. That's when you knew something was wrong.

What the fuck! This guy isn't wearing any pants either!

Cock hanging free, the man in question had on a life guard shirt with sunnies on his head. He was still smiling stupidly at you.

Hang on.

Moving from a crouching position, you decide to take a proper look over the wall. But once you truly saw the whole picture it all suddenly made sense.

Yes, people were around, but they only had top clothing on. A few young women were sunbathing on deck chairs with only a bikini tops. Other people were either swimming, playing or chatting together. But what all these people had in common was their apparent lack of under clothes. You could be excused for mistaking everything before, as the wall mostly blocked your full view.

"They're almost naked." Like discovering a new land, you gaped.

Maybe it was the sun, or just this whole situation, but you'd found yourself quickly growing dizzy. That's when you felt yourself passing out.