Mysterious Package

Gwen had just gotten off of work when she saw it. A mysterious package leaning up against her front door. The shipping label was addressed to her, but the return address was something called The Costume Store.

It wasn’t even Halloween, she thought to herself. In any case she had been know to go on drunk spending sprees and had wound up with some pretty random things.

“Let’s see what drunk Gwen bought this time,” Gwen said to herself.

She entered her house and placed the package on the coffee table. It was quite perfect. Something in the back of her mind was trying to warn her of something as she too a box cutter and delicately cut open the package to find...