My Best Friend’s an Idiot

I was stuck in one of the weirdest hells absolutely imaginable. I was stuck in my bathroom, listening to my best friend try and distract my girlfriend, while stuck in the body of a blonde curvy bombshell, who was currently staring back at me in the mirror, while cum dripped out of my ass.

I don’t know what would be worse though… if I told Autumn that it was me inside this body, or if she believed I was some skank that I had been cheating on her with. Maybe I could talk her into thinking that I was one of Chad’s one night stands and I was letting him use my place to impress her?

Yeah. Like that’ll work.

I took a deep breath as I started to pace around the bathroom by myself, my heart racing and mind running about what could possibly be happening outside my door. Finally, my curiosity got the better of me, so I cracked open the bathroom door and started to stare outside.

“What do you mean you don’t know where Ben is, Chad?” Autumn asked with a small scoff, crossing her arms a bit as she stared down at him with a look I was far too familiar with: she didn’t believe what she was hearing.

“I mean he’s not here! It’s just the two of us! So…” Chad says, taking a quick glance back towards the bathroom, as if he was seeing if I was watching before, with a smirk, he turned and started to grope Autumn’s breast through her top. “We can finally have some fun…”

For a second my heart dropped at the sight. Were Chad an Autumn sneaking around my back the whole time? Were they a thing? Sure, it may be a little hypocritical given the situation but I was still angry! Though, my suspicions were quickly satiated as Autumn delivered a quick, harsh, smack to Chad’s cheek.

“You’re a fucking perv Chad! You know that? No wonder you can’t get fucking laid.” She says, quickly pushing him back and away from her as she starts to stomp through the house. “Now where the fuck is Ben?”

As she started to get closer to the bathroom I quickly shut the door and locked it. I could hear outside door after door being forcibly open, getting closer to mine, like it was a horror movie. I wanted to crawl away, wanted to get out but I couldn’t… then, a miracle happened. I felt it first in my stomach, a warmth. Then my chest started to grow lighter, my point of view grew taller, and the hair on my shoulders slowly started to rise. Finally, as I heard Autumn in the room next door, I looked in the mirror, and smiled at the sight.

“BEN!” She screamed as she yanked on the locked door to the bathroom, and my heart started to race again. The last thing you want is an angry latina stomping around your apartment full of priceless breakable antiques.

“Yeah honey! I’m in here! Just… one second!” I say, quickly running to the door and opening it, standing naked in the doorway as Autumn stood in front of me, pissed.

“About time! I’ve been calling you, screaming and- Why are you naked?” She asks, raising an eyebrow softly as she glanced back at Chad who was standing in the hallway dumbfounded, I’m assuming just thanking his lucky stars for that insane good timing.

“Me and Chad were playing poker, things got a little rowdy when he lost a hand, and I got beer spilled all over me.” I say quickly, thinking of a lie on the spot. Once again, I hated lying to Autumn, but it was way better than telling her the truth right now. “Which… by the way! Chad!” I scream down the hall as he pokes his head into view. “I think game’s over bud! Mind giving us some privacy?” I ask, giving him a quick glare which was returned with an awkward chuckle.

“Of course bud! See you later! Glad you’re feeling well.” Chad says with a smirk as he picked up his deck of cards, his bag, and very quickly left… leaving me alone with Autumn.