Must’ve been something I ate

Crasssshhhh……

Link and Tetra looked up above to see a giant bird swoops from above as the ground began to crack as pipe below started to cause water to burst from the ground….

They both started to run up the stairs as the bird flew up after them…

“Shit, I knew we was forgetting something, but did you listen…. Noooooo!” Said Link as they ran up the stairs…

“Goddamnit I thought that dumbass bird was too busy with stealing more defenseless women…..!”

“CAWWWW!!” Screamed the giant ass black bird as it broke a section of the stairs as steam pressure started to overload and heat up the water..

Tetra and Link made it up the stairs as the bird flew up and grabbed Tetra with its beak as Tetra held it up with what little strength her hands gave her….

“Tetra!!” Thought Link as the bird landed down on the ground ready to eat her only for Link to grab a bomb from his bag and light it….

“Duck!!” Screamed Link as he threw the bomb into the birds mouth as it started to chock on the bomb as it let go off Tetra…

Link shielded her as the bombs blast blew up the bird as it blew up in a skeptical of feathers and organs….

“Damn…. You made a fine roast outta of him…!” Said Tetra

“Yeah…. We did…..!” Said Link as they looked at each smiling as they kissed as feathers and blood rained from the sky….

1.) They go to Ganondorf and he proceeds to act sinister to Link…. And an asshole to anyone else not worth his time…

2.) The whole tower begins to crumble as the water overflows….