Link meets with Ganondorf

As they finished kissing, Tetra and Link looked to see a higher part of the tower….

“Link…. You go on ahead….. I’ve got something…. I need to think about!” Said Tetra as Link nodded

“Alright!” Said Link as he walked off to the higher room of the tower…

“He couldn’t exactly be who I think he is….. could he!” Thought Tetra as she looked back to see him walk away….

Link climbed up to the higher part as he saw a man with orange hair looking outside the window…

“So….. you’ve taken out my bird huh…. A darn shame….. but nothing I’ll lose sleep over!” Said the man looking out the window…

“I’m Ganondorf….!”

“And I’m the master of the Forsaken Fortress!” He said turning to face him…

Link clinched his sword on edge over the man’s presence…

“Heheheh…. Do you really think such a dull little sword is going to save you….. it’s nothing but a rusty piece of shit!!”

“Rusty…. Oh I’ll show you old man… Hahhhhh!” Said Link as he swung his sword at him only for Ganondorf to grab it with his left hand….

“Ohh… did I stutter?” Asked Ganondorf as he punched Link in the face as Link let go of the Master Sword and threw it aside…

Link was about to get up only for Ganondorf to draw one of his blades out near Links face….

“Whoever made that blade was a foolish drunk tard to think it work for a fucking a child like yourself!!” Said Ganondorf as he held the sword to his throat

“BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT FUCKING BLUE BALLED LIMB DICK PIECE OF SHIT SWORD OF YOURS TO SCREW MY ASS!!!!” Said Ganondorf as Link looked at him surprised by his long winded profound insult….

“Wow….. that’s really provocative!” Said Tetra coming through the window as Ganondorf looked behind him to see her….

“Who the hells this bitch!!!” Said Ganondorf as Tetra ran up and attacked him only for Ganondorf to grab her by the throat with….

“Hmm…. This bitch appears to be made of….. BITCH…… Let’s tear you a new one!” He said put her on the floor, face down as he held the sword near her ass….

“TETRA!!!” Said Link

“Hahahaha…. You fool….. ALL BITCHES ARE BITCHES IN THE EYES OF GANONDORF!!” He said about to penetrate her ass with his sword only for a glowing triangle to appear on her hand….

“The hell?!” Said Link

“Ohhh… a glowing triangle, What a strange coincidence……, Hmm prehaps I’ll spare you from your inevitable **** for now!” Said Ganondorf as he grabbed her by arm

“Hey, You brute…. Let go of me!!!”

“Listen to me you snobby bitch….. I know which kingdom you came from and you’re going to help me bring it back!!”

“Never, I don’t even know what the hell you’re talking about!!”

“Ohh Well, then I guess I’ll tear your golden triangle hand….. and use it to finger your asshole!!!” Said Ganondorf as the tower began to shake….

Ganondorf let go of Tetra to see a giant red dragon outside the window….

“What the hell are you staring at…!!!” Said Ganondorf as Link and Tetra were grabbed by bird people….

“What, Noooooo!!!!” Said Ganondorf as the dragon began to breathe fire and burn down the tower….

The top of the fortress burned as Link and Tetra were flown back to the red talking boat….

“Link…. Thank god…. You are alright!”

“Boat….. who the hell was that?”

“I will tell you inside!” He said as they teleported to the depths of the ocean to Hyrule where they found out….

1.) Link is actually the king’s daughter

2.) Princess Zelda died a long time ago…