Mum

"Forget something, Tom?" Mum asks.

"No" I reply adding the water.

"You seem more confident, what's happened" She asks.

"Can you keep a secret." I ask.

" I am your mum, so tell me." She states.

So I tell her everything and when I had finished I had taken out the tea bags and was heading to the fridge for the milk.

"So she wants you to spend time naked then." Mum adds. "Don't worry you can be naked any time you like, become a nudist if you want, I will talk to Katie and Lucy they used to love you been naked."

"I-I-I'm not ready to start been naked, and that's just by my self, never mind anyone seeing me" I reply.

I stir in the milk and put the cups on the table.

"Don't worry You will be fine." Mum soothes.

"I'm not even ready to start seeping naked yet" I say starting to get exasperated. "And I'm not getting naked for any one"

"Tom." Mum says "You do know that you are naked right now?"

Realisation hits me and I quickly cover up and take a seat to hide.

"Did you really not know that you are naked?" Mum sounded concerned now.

I lower my head and say. "No." Quietly.

"I think I should give Mrs Buckle a call." she says "Pass me the yellow pages and the phone."

That would mean getting up and I need one hand for the phone and one for the book, perhaps I could hide behind the book? I get up still covering with my hand.

"Hands off it!" Mum commands.

So I get up grab the phone and the book embarrassed by not been able to cover up, and I almost cover up after siting down but mum would not like it. Listening to one side of the conversation I was aware that Mrs Buckle was making enquires about me.

"Yes I found him naked in the kitchen and he didn't know he was naked" She says.

A bit more about my life and habits, and other details, listening made me feel as embarrassed as been naked

"She says it's a post-hypnotic suggestion and can be here in ten minutes if need be." mum said.

I am now starting to get really nervous.

"Stand up Tom. she needs to test some thing." mum said.

I stand up and mum says in a clear tone the word "Cute" and within three seconds I have a full boner.

"He's just got hard." mum says "OK I will see you in ten minutes, bye."

I am now worried and feeling like a toy of some sort.

"What's going on Mum?" I say.

"Well your hard, Mrs Buckle will be here soon to put things right, and, I am proud of you, so proud of you I can't put it all into words. But one thing that I'm sure of is having my son be confident as confident as you was earlier." she said.

"But. It's half the size of a real one" I say.

"Son. It's, yes. Tom, confidence is what attracts a lady, and if she needs something large that's her problem and her insecurity." she says.

"What do you mean?" I ask.

"She thinks, she is not a real woman unless she can find a stud." Mom goes on. "Now about you son, confidence takes practice and I would be the proudest mum in the world to see you on that bike ride."

"What! You don't mean the naked one?" I say.

"Yes." Mum says. "I will be cheering you on, Katie and Lucy will too."

"Katie will make fun of me and Lucy." I just trail off.

"Of course Katie will make fun of you, she is your sister, but she loves you and will support you." Mum said. "And now I know why you not taken the next step with Lucy. She won't wait forever."

"What do you mean?" I ask.

"She loves you idiot!" Mum snaps. "And you love her. Seriously you need to make a statement."

"Like what. What are thinking I should do?" I ask.

"Rip off the plaster." She adds. "Come down for breakfast tomorrow morning, and do so naked."

"I can't do that!" I say.

"You will! If you don't want to loose her." Mum continues, "She loves you."

Interrupted by a knocking on the front door Mum goes to answer it.