Multiple Bodily Functions Curse

Gina was fast asleep. It was a Sunday night, and the next day was a typical day at school. The Universe's Karma Goddess went to work on her:

You are deceptive and cruel. You think the world revolves around you as you are conceited and think you're the most beautiful girl around.
From now on, when you lie, you're bladder will fill and empty.
When you are near a man you find attractive, you'll have a sneezing fit with sinuses full of snot.
When you insult someone, you let loose a very long, very loud, very foul smelling fart.
When you feel humiliated, you have a very wet gushing orgasm.
Public speaking makes you drool and burp.

Gina woke up