What does the letter say?
Mrs clause needs help raising elf moral
"dear Brandy and Wanda, my names Mrs Clause... im in charge of elf moral at the north pole... And i need help from 2 sexy, horny dwarves.
Come to the north pole and help me get them off so that they can get back to work"
Brandy: oooooh now that sounds like a good source of chirstmas dick
Wanda: Oh come on brandy, you really believe this shit?
Brandy: dont tell me YOU dont believe in santa?!
Wanda: of course i do! but mrs clause, asking us to fuck elves for moral... like, 2 weeks before christmas? thats reindeer shit.
the 2 continue to read
"in order to get here... take one of these 2 tickets. and say 'lets get freaky mrs clause'"
Wanda: ok come on... surely you dont believe that.
brandy grabs a ticket
Brandy: lets get freaky mrs clause.
Brandy disappears into a puff of christmas spirit... wanda grabs a ticket
Wanda: lets get freaky mrs clause
Wanda too disapears.
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