Motherfucker Thought He was Slick! (June 9, 2021)

'My usual gym trainer called in sick today so I had to go with this new guy. All was going well until this asshole actually had the audacity to try & use me even though I am a happily owned whore. I told him I'd be happy to have him use me but I needed to call my husband @colinjost first in order to get his permission since I am my husband's property. I shit you not, this douche canoe actually said "it's ok, he doesn't need to know" before pushing me onto my back and trying to enter me! Luckily I caught him just before his tip made contact with my walls and am now holding this dick in a vice grip until Colin & the police get here. Dude really thought I was the cheating skank type!'