Morning Wood

As any guy knows, waking up fully erect is a way of life. We live with it from an early age. Women on the other hand, have no such issues. I suppose they all learn eventually and that summer it was Barbara's turn to be informed.

I was rudely awakened by Barbara trying to get out of the sleeping bag, her hands on my shoulder pushing me away. It took a couple of minutes for me to wake up enough to figure out what was going on and realizing she was upset. "Are you ok? Did you have another bad dream?" "No I did not! I thought you understood my feelings about having sex. We've talked about it but no, you are like every other guy. Did you think trying to have sex with my while I was asleep was going to work?"

"Having sex while you... what are you talking about? I wasn't trying to do anything." "Then what is that all about?" she said, point to the obvious erection under my shorts. "What is what all about? Oh that" I said as I covered myself with my hands. "That is something I have no control over, it happens to all guys pretty much every morning." "I don't think so." "Yes, there's nothing I can do about it. I am sorry it freaked you out." "Seriously, I thought it only got hard when you were going to have sex." "I would love to sit and chat about this, and I will when I get back, but I really have to go to the bathroom, I will be right back." I could hear her laughing as I quickly threw on my sweats and sneakers as I rushed out of the tent, joining several other guys as we raced across the campground to the nearest facilities.

When I returned to the tent, our "friends" were clapping and cheering, Barbara was sitting on her sleeping bag, face beet red. "Ok, ok, I think that's enough." I said. "That's not what Barbara said." said Moose. Everyone laughed. I sat next to Barbara and hugged her as she buried her face in my shoulder.