More

"Kira, give yourself a massive wedgie."

Kira obeyed.

"Kira, as annoying as the wedgie is, you won't fix it as you think that would be embarrassing, and you don't want to go anywhere where I can't see you. If I say your name, you'll loudly bark like a dog, and not know why, but you'll suspect Ryan and Angeline had something to do with it."

"Ryan, when I say your name, you'll loudly oink like a pig for several seconds. You'll not know why, but you'll suspect Kira and Angeline had something to do with it."

"Angeline, whenever I say your name, you'll pant like dog for several seconds. You'll not know why you're doing it, but you'll suspect Kira and Ryan had something to do with it."

"Ladies, you'll know that I had nothing to do with anything strange or sexy that happens."

I snapped them out of their trances.