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"Sadie, be truthful. Have you been trying to set me up with any of your celebrity friends?"

Sadie nodded.

"Who?"

"Angourie Rice," Sadie said.

I had forgotten they were friends. "Okay, Sadie. I want you to call Angourie over here and try to paint me in the best light possible. Also, tell her you want her to see my hypnosis show. Any time you see me flirt with Angourie, you will get jealous and try to be sexier than her. And if Angourie flirts back to me, you will try to overshadow her and draw your attention to me."

Now, don't get me wrong. Sadie was sexy. But I had always had a little crush on Angourie ever since she debuted in the Spider-Man films. Besides, Sadie could be my fuck friend on the side while I went steady with Angourie...