More sexy time bad ideas.

“Well duh last time it was lust and not fucking it was the answer, this one is the opposite so fucking it should be the answer. Right?” You ask looking at her. Of course she doesn’t answer. You then get to work stripping down, climbing up her and getting her strap on nice and wet. “Oh I hope this is right.” You say as you slowly sit down on it. After your last fucking you find it a bit easier to get it in, but the wave of euphoria is oh so nice as you slide it in. Rubbing your belly you notice you can feel it through your skin and it feels like the tip is nearly at your rib cage. “Fuck that is long. This was probably a mistake.” Then as before the statues begin to change positions. You ride it down as she gets on her knees. The male lies on his back, his great member pointing at the sky. As she gets into position you realize that this must be a test for a woman as they intend to double penetrate you, and you only have the one hole. “Oh shit.” You exclaim and pull yourself off of her as fast as you can. Just the tip is in and his member is so close you can grab it. She thrusts forward you bend your back and bend his cock as a terrible idea strikes. Just as the tips meet you grunt, push, and scream like a well fucked bitch.

“No fucking way.” You say with a gasp as she drives home inside of you, his huge cock right along hers causing so much more stretching and pulling than you would have guessed someone could survive. You channel your magic into healing the damage as soon as it is caused and you notice that the door opens. “Oh fuck so I have to do this again then run in the door.” You say between screams of delightful agony. Your cock of course is simply running like a faucet and your little toes curl as they fuck you like two huge pistons. Finally she pulls back, he slumps back and it dawns on you. “Oh no, she was just supposed to fuck him.”

After a day of rest your ass stops hurting and you are pretty optimistic that you will live. Head hung in shame you give her phallus a hand job then watch as she indeed descends onto him and starts railing his ass. You end up watching the entire scene and masturbating furiously. You then clean up and start it again. This time you resist the urge and walk through the door.

Again you find yourself in the room of six doors. This time the inscription reads, “The door that reads true will let you pass.” Then you look at the doors, this time they have much more than a simple tag. The first, “A killer of all may enter here.” The second, “The devourer may enter here.” The third, “The lover may enter here.” The fourth, “A wonton slut may enter here.” The fifth, “A ruler may enter here.” And last, “The servant may enter here.”

“Huh. So this thing chooses a title for you based on your two choices and assigns each of the possible thirty six results, it then assigns you one of these doors.” You say as you ponder the options. Then again maybe it knows you let them all fuck you making you pretty much a wonton slut. Especially when you clearly didn’t need to let any thing fuck you. Then again the doors opened by having them fuck so you might be seen as the lover or the ruler as you let them love each other and made them do it. Depending on how you look at it. “So which one?”