More blowjobs, silly!

I was feeling pretty great. It was a beautiful day and I’d made friends with Adventurers!

I’d also got a blowjob from the most attractive elf I’d ever laid eyes on. Not to mention I had the distinct impression that I had magical powers to influence people around me. Currently, I was walking through the streets of Akihabara with my arm wrapped around Maryelle’s waist and hers wrapped around mine as she held Naotsugu similarly on her other side.

“...you know I want to level up, but it's so tough now just getting to a zone with decently leveled monsters. Not like in the old days before- when you could just teleport-” Naotsugu was saying and I just had to interrupt.

A lot of what Maryelle and the big armored guy were talking about went right over my head, but that last part, “Teleport magic! Wow! What’s that like?!”

The blonde, her voluminous tresses waving slightly in the breeze on this street, giggled at my enthusiasm before then exchanging a sort of odd look with Naotsugu.

Finally, the guy said, “Well, not much to say, really. You step through the gate or your buddy casts a spell and you just appear in the proper place in an instant.”

“Unless the server’s laggy!” added Maryelle brightly and I had no idea what she meant and just shrugged it off as more Adventurer-weirdness.

Based on Naotsugu’s explanation we were getting close to Log Horizon’s guild hall when Maryelle stopped short and suddenly stomped her foot on the ground. Her body language changed entirely and I was reminded of a recalcitrant toddler for some reason.

“Foo! I don’t want to meet with Shiroe!” Then she turned to me and loudly whispered with a smile and a wink, “I love Shiroe! He’s great! You’ll like him!” But then she went back to complaining in a normal tone of voice, “Henrietta twisted my arm and I just know there’s going to be a ton of paperwork!” An aside to me again with her face twisted into one of mock shock and fear, “He’s a scribe and she’s an accountant! It's like the ultimate combo of doom!” Then to us both, “It's too nice outside! I want to play and relax!”

I didn’t know what to think of this little display except that I thought Maryelle was incredibly cute and endearing and I kind of wanted to feel up her ass. It also reminded me that I was supposed to be getting these tools back to my Da…

Naotsugu had an expression on his face like he was playing a part he wasn’t really suited to as he replied, “Um… I’m sure it won’t be that bad. Shiroe’s pretty laid back without Henrietta actually being here, I’m pretty sure you can get out of anything too onerous…”

Maryelle shook her head with a warding gesture at the moss-covered building I assumed was the guild hall, “Nope! She’ll message him what to say, I know it. They’re in cahoots!” She was silent with an unfortunate look to her face before a somewhat mischievous one replaced it. Her hand slipped down my back to squeeze my butt and I jerked slightly, “You know what sounds like way more fun? Sucking some nice big cocks...hmmmm? Hmmmm? Hmmmm? HMMMMM?”

I exchanged a glance with Naotsugu whose face was turning red as his eyes lit up and he waggled his eyebrows at me…

So that was how I found myself ten minutes later at an Adventurer-run outdoor cafe nearby with my pants and underwear around my ankles as I sat at a little round table and a certain beautiful blonde Elf on her knees stroking and sucking my dick as she alternated back and forth between Naotsugu and me.