More Screwy Shit

"Ok, so let me get this straight. The normality conflict that gave Kathy the ability to form her own harem has changed the past. To me, it has only just occurred, but for everyone else it happened right after she came home from the hospital. And everyone Kathy has claimed on her own are now in her harem?" Caleb sat on Lori's bed looking back and forth between Lori and Kathy.

Lori answered, "Yeah, we think so. But my memories are still fucked up, which means changes are still occurring while reality sorts itself out."

"So just how many women did you claim Kat? And who are they?" Caleb asked her.

Kathy was clinging to his side. She was afraid he would be mad, but his lack of anger only made her feel worse. He sounded disappointed. "Ummm. Eight. Hazel, Tina, Donna, Principal Richie, Christie, Misty, Gemma, and Michelle. I swear, it just sort of happened. Hazel and Tina wanted to be able to feel each other's love without having to join your harem. I claimed Principal Richie because I thought it would make it easier for her to explain to her husband why she keeps coming over. I claimed Misty, Gemma, and Michelle because they are our friends, and I didn't want us to drift apart after we all graduate. And I claimed Christie because she wants to become friends with Heather again. I thought if I owned her, that might make it easier."

Caleb held his head. What she said all sounded reasonable. Her heart was obviously in the right place. Melanie Richie was the only one that was sorta shady since she was married, but Kathy really liked her, and Caleb had to admit she was a great fuck. He had almost forgotten that this entire scheme with Melanie came about as a way to bust Kesha down a bit. Kathy no longer needed a special gym class because Caleb had cured her, and Kesha had implied that she would scream favoritism if Melanie didn't change Kathy's schedule and **** her into a regular gym class. Kathy hated the idea for all sorts of reasons, but Melanie had come up with a plan to prevent having to change Kathy's schedule. And it was working. Kathy was a wildly popular figure on the web and in the news, and she had made it clear that Melanie was her close friend. No one would dare try to **** Melanie to change Kathy's schedule now. In exchange Melanie's career was set to take off. She was a shoe-in for the school superintendent position set to open next year.

In short, it was all a political game. Kathy was a Harem Queen. Being friends with her made you special in the eyes of many important people. But more importantly, becoming enemies of Kathy would ensure Caleb would never stretch, heal, or breed you or anyone in your family. Or at least, that was how people would think. Amelia and Sonia had tried to explain it to him, but he didn't really want to understand. All he cared about was that Kathy wouldn't be **** to exercise in front of a bunch of horny teenage boys while wearing the skimpy gym uniforms the school board had approved. Kathy's body was so curvy that the uniforms were extremely tight in all the places she didn't want men staring. She wasn't terrified of men sexually assaulting her anymore, but that didn't mean she was okay with them ogling her either.

After thinking it through, Caleb sighed, "Okay. I get why you claimed Melanie. I'm not saying I approve, but I understand why you did it, and I'll accept that one. I even get Christie, sorta. She's gonna have to be everyone's fuck toy if Heather does forgive her. She'll never get accepted among the Denizens if she doesn't."

Lori spoke up and asked, "Speaking of Heather, what about Heather and your dad? Does she still have to fuck him?"

Caleb took a deep breath and let it out slowly. The original reason that he made Heather have sex with his dad was no longer valid. June had given in to the harem effect. Not only did Caleb claim his mother for his harem, she was pregnant with his child.

Again he sighed, "Fine. She doesn't have to have sex with Dad anymore, or any other men." He quickly added, "But she's still a free use fuck toy for everyone else."

Lori laughed, "That's okay. She enjoys that. Her and Lu have been hanging out with Melissa and April a lot the last day or two. I think our two hucats might both be submissive."

Caleb nodded. He'd noticed Heather's changed attitude, and he'd seen her and Melissa sitting together a lot lately.

He turned back to Kat and said, "Okay. So why Misty, Gemma, and Michelle? Misty and Angie have been friends almost as long as Me and Angie, so I get that. Gemma is in the horticulture club, and I know you, Chris, and her are friends. But Michelle is the one I don't get. She hangs out with the chess geeks among the Denizens. I'm the only one close with them. And I certainly don't think of Michelle as a close friend. The only other person she is friends with is Marilyn, and Marilyn was never a Denizen."

Kathy pouted, "I need them Caleb. Gemma's Mom owns a garden supply store. She can get me some rare herbs we will need for certain spells. And Michelle's dad owns an antique store. If he can get me the tools I need, we can use them to enchant things. Your Mom wants the dishes to clean themselves, and we can do that with the right tools."

Caleb crossed his arms, "And Misty? What do you need her for?"

"Misty collects rocks and gemstones. She can get me the gemstones I need to do gemstone infusions. That will tell us the magical affinities for the rest of your harem." explained Kathy. But then she looked down and mumbled, "I... I also promised to make her a familiar."

"Okay, and what's a familiar? Why does she need one?"

Kathy finally looked up at him, relieved to see he wasn't angry, his expression curious rather than mad. But she was afraid that what she had to say next might change that. "I don't want to give her one. I want to make her one. Uh, into one, I mean. A familiar is a pet that can use some of their owner's magical ability. They have their own mana pools, but they can only cast weak spells, and they have to be ones their owner has an affinity for."

Caleb cocked his head to the side and asked, "Didn't we agree that only my harem would be witches? The only exceptions were Hazel, Tina, and Emily. I like Misty a lot, but not like that, Kat. I told you, I don't want my harem getting much bigger."

"I know that Caleb," Kathy flatly stated. "But a familiar isn't a witch. Only shifters can be familiars, and they have to have a witch as their owner."

Kathy's tone turned pleading, "Please Caleb. There hasn't been a familiar in hundreds of years. They were blamed for producing the magical equipment that the witch hunters used to kill off all the witches. When the surviving witches went into hiding, shifters got blamed for selling them out. They were hunted down and killed off. All of them. They couldn't go into hiding because a familiar can't shift. They give up the ability to become a familiar. That's why shifters are treated like crap to this day. But they weren't to blame. I swear it Caleb. They were innocent. A familiar would never betray their owner. They can't. The enchantment that makes them a familiar prevents it. They couldn't even make the magical gear that the hunters used. Familiars can't use spells that powerful."

Caleb frowned, but held his tongue for a moment while he though things through. Misty is a nice girl. I would have taken her as a pet as soon as Kathy asked, if not for the stigma against hubunnies. And I gotta admit, her chubby body is a welcome change of pace from the rest of the harem. Kathy is the only girl her age in my harem that has a body that soft, and Kat doesn't have a whole lot of body fat, aside from her boobs and that little pooch of a belly she has. I really don't want Kat to lose that little chub right there. The only women with some serious MILF curves around here are Mom, Mary, and Lori. Chloe doesn't count since most of her body fat is in her boobs. Lottie does count though. And Cora and Brandy have a bit of chub too, Cora more than Brandy. But none of them have a body like Kat's.

Fuck. I need to stop thinking about the girls naked. If I don't keep my brain on track, I'm gonna get a boner, and we'll never finish this conversation once they notice. They'll have my pants off before I can blink.

Finally Caleb spoke, "Fine. You can make her a familiar." He threw his hand up before Kathy could speak. "But I got some rules. First, Misty lives with us. I know she was going to move in anyway, but that's permanent now. The reason is my second rule. I'm the only guy Misty can ever be with. Period. I'll give her all the children she likes, but I'm the only man in her life. I should have made that a condition for Angie to take her as a pet. As for Gemma and Michelle, they can do what they like, since they won't live here. Who they date is their business. I heard Gemma has been asked out by a dozen different guys since I cleared up her acne and stuff."

Kathy scoffed, "Gemma isn't going to date any of them. All of the guys that have asked her out would never have done so before you cured her and gave her your yummy skin treatment. She's not interested in those guys because they only want to go out with her now that she's pretty. The only guys she has any interest in are the ones that cared about her before you cured her."

Caleb nodded. Gemma IS pretty now too. Very pretty. She's got smaller boobs than most of the harem, but still a bangin' body. Well... If she doesn't date any guys here, I'm sure she will when she goes to college. No one there will have known her when she had all the acne and pockmarks. She can't turn down a guy that thinks she's pretty if he never knew her when she wasn't. Can she?

Something was bugging him about all these explanations, and he thought about it for a moment. Then he gave Kathy a quizzical look and asked, "So why did you claim Zack's mom?"

Kathy wouldn't look into his eyes, a sure sign that she did something she knew was wrong. He waited knowing she would tell him eventually. One of the perks of dating such a loving person was she couldn't stop herself from feeling guilt, it just got stronger and stronger until she gave in.

"I... I wanted her to... to be available for you... in case you wanted to have sex with her again... You really like her... and I want you to have every woman you desire..."

Caleb bent over and gave her a hug, then said, "No more claiming anyone without checking with me first okay? My harem is already huge, and you've just added eight more girls we have to look after."

Lori sat on Kathy's other side and rubbed her back as she said, "No, we don't. Kathy's harem doesn't live with us. Well, Hazel and Tina do, and Misty is moving in, but you know what I mean."

Caleb gave Lori a loving smile and said, "Ok, so is there anything else screwy I need to know about?"

Lori shook her head, "No, not that I can think of, but like I said, my memories are still sorting themselves out. It's actually easier to do when I have Kathy to compare the past with. Now, lets go eat breakfast before anyone comes looking for us."

Mother Superior Helena read the latest reports on Caleb and Kathy. To Helena, it seemed like every day those two were turning the world on its head. She was currently reading the report from their legal department. They'd spent the last several days scouring all the laws pertaining to harems and Harem Queens. Technically, Kathy's harem didn't fall under the UN guidelines, or the various international treaties covering Stretcher Kings. A Harem Queen had never formed her own harem before, but it was obviously the case. These women had all experienced the change that occurred to harem women, the most obvious sign the change to the flavor of their vaginal secretions. The women in Kathy's harem were just as blessed as any Stretcher King's harem.

We are so far out of the norm that we simply have no idea how to proceed. A Harem Queen with a harem isn't just unheard of. It goes against all of history. When a Stretcher King dies, his Harem Queen loses her harem effect. It is immediate, and sometimes fatal. Her will no longer effects the women around her, and some kill their former queen and try to take over the remnants. Without their King, the harems that stick together do so purely out of loyalty. A strong Harem Queen can still lead them, and many had, but they all reverted to normal stretched women, without the biological changes their King blessed them with. Their pussies return to their natural flavors, and they will gradually lose their ability to heal extremely quickly. They can get sick again too.

But Kathy is different. She still has her King. And yet, she clearly has her own harem with it's own harem effect. It's impossible to believe, but I trust Chloe more than anyone. I've known her since she was in diapers and I was a new priestess just out of seminary school. If she believes, I believe. A Harem Queen with two harem effects, and one separate from her King?!

That's not just miraculous. The Gods and Goddesses put these two on Earth and blessed them so mightily for a reason. But what could it be?! Is the world about to go into some disaster that only they can save us from? Or are they meant to prevent it somehow? And if they can prevent it, how will they know what they should do? How do we prepare? We must be ready to aid them, in any way we can. But what kind of aid will they need?

And how does Mary Daniels fit into all this? She was the one the gods first chose to produce Miracle Milk. That's why we got her husband out of the way. She's tied to Caleb now, but he'll make more women able to produce it. So what will Mary's role in all of this be? Could the disaster that is coming be something biological? Like a virus? Is that it? Are we going to need this milk? And a lot of it? Miracle Milk heals men, so is it something that will only affect men? Or will women suffer too?

Mother Monose knocked on her door frame and spoke, startling Helena out of her thoughts. "Mother Superior, I've got a report you need to see."

There were very few people that could just walk by her security detail unannounced, but Mother Monose was in charge of that detail, so she was one of them. Helena waved her in and held her hand out for the report. The fact that the report was on paper and not a part of a spreadsheet or e-mail was a security precaution. In case of a invasion of the tower, all the reports in the high security file room could be destroyed in seconds. They wouldn't be stored on computer until they left the building on their way to a secret storage facility.

Helena read through the report and grunted. She looked up at Monose, waved her to a seat and said, "Now give me the real details. I know bullshit when I see it."

Monose grinned and sat before she began speaking. The Mother Superior cussed a lot more since she spent time with the newest Stretcher King. Her meeting him had changed her in more ways than one.

"Mark Daniels is dead. That much of the report is true, but it wasn't an accident like the report states. You already know about his sexual obsession with his daughters. When he found out that Kathy was able to create her own harem, he demanded to leave the island. He got it into his head that he could steal her away from Stretcher King Caleb, and use her to build a harem for himself. He was convinced that this was the gods telling him his daughters were meant to be his. He idiotically talked about his plan in front of the Lotus Sisters acting as his wife and daughters. He honestly believed that they loved him. Tabitha, the Lotus Sister playing the role of Kathy, was the one that killed him. The other sisters agreed that she should get the honor, since he used her body the most."

Helena sat back and said, "Very well then. Clean the mess up. Nothing special, the standard procedure will do. Since we are on the subject, are the rest of Caleb's Lotus Sisters in place?"

"Yes, Mother Superior. We will have to purchase several additional homes in the area to spread them out sufficiently, and give us good response times to various locations in the city. The US government knows of their presence now, but they are being very quiet after the **** attempt on the Stretcher King. It is early morning over there, and their congress people are clamoring for a hearing to look into their government's own security arrangements. The video of the Stretcher King berating the government liaison is still getting hundreds of thousands of views every hour. Both the Canadian and Mexican governments have offered to supply the Stretcher King with additional security. The Canadians are offering a platoon from the Canadian Special Operations Regiment while the Mexicans have offered a dozen of their Fuerzas Especiales."

Helena laughed out loud. "The Americans are going to go nuts over that. There is no way they can accept without looking even more like incompetent idiots. A foreign military providing security on American soil? HA! Never going to happen. Well, today is shaping up to be an interesting day over there. But I've had a long one. I'm going to call Priestess Sonia and then go home and get some sleep. Wake me if I am needed... Oh, one more thing. The Lotus Sisters that were assigned to Mark Daniels. Put them in the rotation to serve as maids and such for Caleb. After what they went through, they earned getting bred by him. I'm sure they'd love for him to wash out their wombs. Space them out so that they don't all serve him at once though."

Gabbie slowly peeled the silicone candy mold open and gently pulled one of the lollipops out. She passed it to Sonia for her inspection. The rest of the women gathered around the breakfast table eyed the two women in anticipation as Gabbie's latest food concoction was examined. Gabbie had been experimenting with several different ways to use Caleb's cum.

For thousands of years women had been using cum as an ingredient in almost any meal, from breakfast to dessert. But for some reason no one had ever thought of using it as a candy flavoring. Gabbie had gotten the idea shortly after she joined the harem, and her pussy juice changed to her favorite flavor of candy. The harem members spent a lot of their free time eating each other out, and using their personal vials of Caleb's cum to sprinkle on each others kitties. That lead her to wondering if Caleb's cum could be used to make actual candy.

Sonia sniffed the lollipop, then she ran her tongue over it. Her eyes widened and she placed it upon her tongue and began to suck on it. With a 'pop' she pulled it out of her mouth and smiled. "It's perfect. Much better than the first batch. It's just like eating his cum. How much cum did you use on this batch?"

Gabbie was very proud of her efforts. She excitedly exclaimed, "I doubled it and used a bit less sugar. With this recipe, one nut milk jar will make a couple hundred lollipops. We only get a dozen or so gift vials for the same amount of cum. I was thinking we could give them out to our friends or even add them to the gift bags Kathy gives our guests at our orgies."

June hugged Gabbie from behind and said, "That's wonderful dear. What are you going to call them? You created them, so you get to name them."

Gabbie thought long and hard before she said, "I don't know. I like 'Cummypops' but maybe it should be something more specific to Caleb like 'Caleb Pops'."

Mary smiled at Gabbie and said, "I like Cummypops too. The big question is, should we try to sell them? We will never make enough to meet the demand that they would surely generate, but they could be another revenue stream for the harem."

Hazel shook her head and said, "We could make a shit ton of money, but should we? We are going to be eating the hell out of them. That first batch didn't last a day. And if we give them as gifts like we do the cum vials, how many could we realistically produce for sale. He's just one guy, and he has over twenty women to feed every day. We could only get like ten jars max out of him per day, and that's if we harvested it all, and no one eats any of it. Sonia uses one jar for gift vials and another one and a half for our personal vials. We use one or two jars to season our meals, depending on if we have guests or not. That doesn't leave a lot of cum left over, and we freeze the rest of it for the days when Caleb's morning loads aren't harvested."

June smiled at Hazel and said, "I have to agree with Hazel. Sorry Mary, but selling these is not an option. We just don't have the surplus cum to do it. Oh, we could cut back on the amount we use for meals, or give out less gifts, but I'll bet Kathy would hate that idea. The harem isn't hurting for money, and we have barely even started our other business ventures. When I checked my e-mail last night I received the sales projections from Joanna Ducat for the replica dildos of Caleb's cock. If they are anywhere close to accurate, Caleb will earn more in the first week they release than most people see in a year, and at this point the only thing we have to do is produce the special cum infused ones."

Mary looked contrite as she apologized, "I'm sorry. I spent so long scrimping and saving every dollar, it's all I see now. The first thing I thought of was making money off these."

June put her hand on Mary's shoulder and pulled her in for a hug. "It's okay, Mary. It IS a great idea. We just can't do it. At least not alone. We can't sell Caleb's cum, but I bet we could interest a candy manufacturer. If we patent the recipe, we could lease it. They would handle the cum harvesting or purchase it from a cum supplier. We would make much less than if we produced them ourselves, but I'm certain Kathy would nix the idea of us starting a cum harvesting business. You know how she feels about other men's cum. Who knows, we might make more money leasing the recipe than if we sold Cummypops ourselves."

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