Montage, baby!

So, turns out offering Rick Sanchez the tools to travel to the actual “Ball Fondlers” universe gave you some leeway when you negotiate with him. He basically gave me everything I asked for, the stopwatch now has an extra button that lets me add and remove people’s ability to move during a time stop for example. Designate a target in my mind, push it, and it switches them between stopped and moving.

Plus the security system thing too, which should keep other Mindslavers who attack from doing much damage, if at all. He also added more to the fields than I mentioned last time, including (but not limited to) a smell blocker in case they have fancy hypnotic incense. It’s not part of the Mindslaver toolbox, but in case they grabbed convenient tools from hentai like I did.

Like I said, it’s the best genre to look in if you want easy-to-use items that expedite plots to have sex.

Anyways, I opened some portals while Rick compared them to his gun’s. The color was close, though mine were less two-dimensional somehow. Like a floating oval pool of slime, instead of a goopy membrane. He seemed satisfied when he altered his portal fluid formula, at any rate.

If I remember correctly, he stuck his head into a bunch of swirling green, his body spasmed in what was probably surprise, and he came back and said “Die Hard’s in there! Literally, Reginald VelJohnson and Bruce Willis loo—URP—ooked right at me! Holy shit, it worked!” before hopping in another portal back to his home dimension. Didn’t see him for a while after that, but he did everything he promised to so I felt weird complaining. Also, in case anyone was wondering, it took about two days for him to install everything.

Now, the next order of business. Namely, I have three more Mindslavers to take over before I secure a spot as a… I guess “General” in the Mindslaver War. In terms of coverage, I have another version of me with the same build, as well as an uncommon Contract-type. So, the question remained.