Money

"Ladies, I'm going out. I'll be back later, and probably horny."

Shan and Jude licked their lips, smiled at John then glared at each other.

John showered, dressed in jeans and a blue button down shirt, and left. He decided he wanted to pad his bank account, but instead of going to a bank, decided to milk some rich people. He drove to Misty Valley Country Club. It was the most exclusive country club in town. Memberships started at $100k a year. He pulled up to the valet and got out. He walked in and saw a pretty receptionist. She smiled at John. "Hello, if you have a delivery, please use the delivery entrance."

"I'm here to apply for membership," said John.

"Um, no offense, but you aren't dressed like one of...a regular here. Is this some sort of hidden camera prank?"

John wasn't too happy with the way the receptionist was off-handedly dismissing him.