Mona the ASStrologist

"What you doin out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon hella ass the sun is still out" Mona Megistus has journeyed far to come to your kingdom to escape the wrath of her master.

The Pros:

1. EXTRA THICC!!!
2. Can use Hydromancy to sense people's intentions from a single glance, being capable of seeing their fate and can accurately deduce a person's traits.
3. Will love for you to take her out to eat.
4. Will let you do butt stuff.
5. Body is extremely flexible.

The Cons:

1. Will ask you to give her money to further her astrology.
2. Can be extremely prideful and won't tolerate disrespect.
3. Can tell if you're lying to her.
4. Makes a lot of denials when someone is pointing out what she doesn't have.