Modest is hottest?

You wake to the sound of the shower. You blink back into conciousness. You're in your mother's bedroom. Santorum stains her side of the bed. It wasn't a dream

You sit up.

"Fetch!" you pseudoswear. "Fetch me like a motherfetcher!"

Your mother is washing your spunk out of her ass. It's something you need to see.

You go to her in the shower and pull back the vynyl curtain. She squeels and pulls it back, spoiling your breif glimpse of her wet nakedness.

"You can't come in her with me, Hyrum!" She scolds. "What were you thinking?"

"But...last night..." You say.

"Last night was your priesthood duty as your father's son," she said. "And really, your father has never...well, I'm not even sure that what you did was in keeping with the scriptures. If I hadn't been blessed out of my mind last night I probably wouldn't have...well, whatever. The point is, you can't go around seeing me naked when you aren't performing your duty. Now go to your own bathroom so I can get clean and get dressed! I'm going to have to do laundry today!"

You apologize and retreat. It is just so damn weird that she is fine with you fucking her all night but not seeing her naked in the morning.

But you can fix that, you remember. Your own shower can wait. You bound upstairs, still naked, and head for your magic scriptures.

The Doctrine & Covenants seems the obvious choice. Section 66 is just so e random mission calls and you erase it all with a swipe of a finger.

Time to make the world a better place!

"Section 66: The Law of Modesty"

"Behold, thus saith The Lord unto the Sisters of the Church concerning modesty. Behold, I the Lord have made thee fair to look upon that all that see thee might know the Glory of the Lord. Therefore, I say unto you, hide not your lights under a bushel."

"For to proclaim the Glory of the Lord is no shame, therefore hide not what The Lord has given unto you. But whenst thou choosest raiment, let it not be to obscure The Glory of God, but to display it, that all might know that God is Great and has adnored thy bodies with Glory!"

"Therefore, saith The Lord, wenst though goest out, let thine breasts go out before thee in fullness that all might praise God, for thine breasts are given unto thee as a blessing, and behold, I the Lord do proclaim them titties, and also knockers, yeah, and even funbags! And to jiggle them is to give Glory to God!"

"And when though shalt walk before, let all know the shape of thy ass, be it bare or in raiment that clingeth. For though the Saints should hate to see you leave, they shou!d love to watch thee go. For the wiggle of thine ass is a blessing unto the world and all should take joy in it."

"And when though art in thy home, and the Brethern of the Church look upon thee, take no shame but rejoice and know that thou art fine. For why should I, the Lord, give unto thee such fine tits and ass if they should be hidden? The truest of modesty is no modesty, for there in do you become a light unto the world."

You Imagine that should do it. You pull on a pair of sweats and go to find out.