Modern Fantasy (2nd Person)

You woke up to your "normal" room, inside your "normal" house, in your "normal" town. However what was not normal was the voice of some annoying little pipsqueak screaming in your ear, "Hey, wake the FUUUUUCK up!!!"

You can't say you're used to this or even know who is screaming, but as human instinct goes, screaming "FUCK OFF" most likely wasn't the best idea. Because as soon as the words left your mouth, you immediately feel a hard tug on your ear. As you real back you immediately come face to face with your attacker.