Modding Mimi (Mental change contagious sluttification)

“Prodigious, a computer virus on the Internet!”

It seemed like such an innocuous statement, a tiny little data miner attached to the latest crack for his trigonometry trivia game, yet it was because of that that he first noticed the variables it had altered. On most computers, a stupid little bit of ransomware could at worst affect the data he worked with. Since Izzy was usually careful he’d spotted the virus before it could do much damage, but what it changed…

“42 6c 6f 6f 64 20 74 79 70 65 3a 20 4f and 49513a313435” he read, knitting his brow as he did the conversion in his head.

“Blood type O and IQ 145… hey, that's my vitals," he remarked it was kind of hard to understand but a little bit fascinating, in doing research he had found the hex data that changed every time they entered the digital world. It was quite amazing. He scanned the logs closely. Now that he knew what to look for, he could see a lot of interesting correlations here. It wasn't just his vitals. There was life data here as well. His interests, his hobbies, there was even a hex code for… Izzy stroked his chin, it was logical that the digital world could extrapolate information like that, but it was still surprising to see what was obviously his own personal feelings written as numerical values.

The virus hadn’t changed much, a few small variables as far as Izzy could tell, that he quickly corrected. The last thing he wanted was for some virus to turn him into a psychopath. Once he was satisfied, he opened the file and began to study the results. It was a jumbled mess, barely understandable even to someone with a solid backing in computer science.

“I don’t know what that number exactly is,” he remarked, “but it has something to do with emotional attraction,'' he remarked, tapping his chin and clicking his tongue.

88 for Mimi, he was surprised it was so high since Izzy had the libido of a Galapagos tortoise, but every time his fantasies did turn he was quite happy to imagine Mimi in that cute little cowgirl outfit she liked to wear sometimes, it was quite fetching. Still, this was meaningless data since he knew 88 wasn't even that high.

Satisfied that he’d solve the problems, he went back to his work. Unaware he had just set things in motion.