Mock the Weakness of Balls

“Oh come on. You guys all act so tough and badass, but one little tap to the sack and it’s all ‘boo-hoo, it hurts so much!’ You gotta admit, if you were a woman, you’d think it’s funny too.”

His dad stands up, “I don’t think I like your attitude, missy.” “Dad, it’s okay, it’s just how she is” your boyfriend says, working through the ball shot. “A man’s jewels are sacred, sensitive things. And you just wantonly taking advantage of that is just not right. And for your information, just because it hurts to get hit in the testicles, does not mean we aren’t the stronger sex.” He says confidently.