Mistletoe Madness

Christmas Eve

Batman just got back to the Batcave after patrolling for the night. It was unusually quiet for the time of year and he’d told Batgirl and Robin to head home.

Batman logged onto the Batcomputer and was immediately alerted to several reports about strange-looking mistletoe appearing all over Gotham. The mistletoe appeared to be compelling the people under it to kiss.

Batman immediately deduced this was the work of Poison Ivy, and left the Batcomputer to calculate her most likely location while he tried to contact Batgirl and Robin.

Strange, he thought, no answer.

He checked their locations and found that they were both together on a rooftop nearby where Batman had last seen them on patrol.

He tapped into Batgirl’s video feed and found that she was preoccupied making out with Robin.

They must be affected by Ivy’s mistletoe, he thought.

He closed the video feed and saw that the Batcomputer had placed Ivy in an abandoned warehouse 10 minutes from here.

Batman fixed a filter to his face to prevent him from being influenced by Ivy’s mistletoe and pheromones before he set off in the Batmobile to confront her.