Miss Militia

A collection of stories about Parahumans getting into silly, humiliating, and sexual situations. It can be an accidental wedgie, a bullying incident gone wrong, or a clothing malfunction leaving them nude and embarrassed! It’s a tough job being a cape. You have to look good for the cameras, attracting both male and female attention and the crazy paparazzi. If you aren’t careful, even a jealous rival or angry nemesis! Cape egos are the lifelines of their work. So it’s real fun to see them knocked down a peg. Maybe it’s seeing Victoria Dallon being pantsed at a local basketball game. Maybe it’s watching Taylor Hebert as her silk body suit falls apart from the heat. It could be enjoying the sight of Tattletale’s costume riding up into a massive wedgie. Maybe it’s all three, the result of the trio arguing over who is the best friend to the other. It could even be the result of unfortunate power interactions! A stray blast of power shreds all clothing in the area! A nightmare cape goes into the dreams to give climatic attacks! A power turns on its host to punish them for being terrible capes! Much like powers, the sky is the limit!