Mineta’s perverted adventure

“Oh that’s it Batgirl, let me show you what a purple haired pervert can do.” Mineta says in his sleep. “Eheh~. I’m bigger than that loser Nightwing? Can’t say I’m surprised. After all, no one is better than me at sex~. AHHHHHH! WHAT THE FU-”

“Maybe that will stop your wet dreams from now on.” Y/n says as he stares at Mineta’s drenched body. “Oh I’m sorry. It’s not like I’ve lose sleep from you dreaming about Cheetah of all people. Oh Cheetah, please scratch me some more!” The purple haired teenager snarks back. Y/n smacks Mineta’s head and laughs.

“You know instead of dreaming about having sex with female heroes or villains, you can just do it, y’know?” The purple-haired pervert smacks his forehead and quickly gets up. “Oh yeah I forgot about that.” In a millisecond Mineta is dressed in his costume.

(Just imagine there’s a cowl that covers his hair. It wouldn’t make since to have his hair out since purple hair sticks out like a sore thumb. Also imagine the ring isn’t there.)

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“Alright I’d love to stay and talk but it’s time to go and get me some superhero action, bye!” With that Mineta runs out of the house at Mach speeds with purple lightning trailing behind him.