Minato

It was his worst nightmare made real.

His years as Hokage didn't at all dissuade Minato from upkeeping his physique. His toned chest glistened with sweat and the muscles in his arms were tense as he kept an iron grip on Kushina's shapely ass.

"Goddamnit, fuck me harder, Minato! "

"H-Hah, you feel just as... tight as on our wedding night, Kushi!"

Naruto's erection instantly went down. Never in his life would he have wanted to hear or see what his parents did in private.

Of course he knew that his mom and dad were still more than affectionate with each other. They had been married for twenty years and they had yet to lose that spark that had drawn them together years ago, and it showed in the little things they did for each other. Washing the dishes together. Dividing chores in equal parts so neither ever had too much of a hard time. A hearty dinner waiting after a tiring day. Little "I love you's" said throughout the day without prompt.

"Cum inside, Minato! Make me a mother again~"

Yes, Minato and Kushina Namikaze were definitely still head-over-heels in love.

Minato cried out and Kushina's mouth shot wide open in a soundless scream as he shot his load inside her. Somehow, the table still held strong.

"Ugh..."

Minato started and zeroed-in on the intruder.

"A-ah, Naruto... you're here."

Kushina's unfocused eyes drifted in her son's direction. Her wide, drunken smile sent a shiver down his spine.

"'R-ruto... late..."

Naruto said nothing. His vocal chords refused to let his inner screams out into the world no matter how much he wanted to.

"Have you... been there the whole time?" Minato gave a sheepish grin at his son's silent nod. "Ah, that... sorry about that. You didn't show up so we thought you weren't coming. We thought we had the night to ourselves, so I guess Kushi and I kinda got carried away."

Naruto nodded again. He didn't dare look at his mother again.

"Well, you should probably schedule a session with either Inoichi or Ino. Trust me when I say I know what you're going through, son. I remember when I caught my own parents having sex." Naruto's eyes widened even further in horror. "I was about your age actual-"

"DAD!"

"Right, right, sorry! Soooo, having said that, Kushi and I are going to finish up back in our room. Lock the door on your way out would you?"

Minato pulled out of his conked out wife and gingerly hefted her into his arms. Naruto hastily looked away when he caught sight of the fluids dripping down Kushina's legs.

"Seriously, son, go to the Yamanaka's. They deal with this sort of thing all the time."

Minato Namikaze - naked as the day he was born - flashed one last smile before making his way down the hall.

Naruto was finally jolted out of his trance when he heard a door close. He sped away from his childhood home and straight for the Yamanaka flower shop.

Closed or not, he was taking dad's advice.