Miles Wakes Up

I woke up with a loud ringing in my head. Everything was all black and I felt like my entire skull had a mini-nuclear explosion. I tried to move, but my body was completely numb. I tried to move my mouth, but I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my jaw and I instantly recoiled. Was there any part of me that was okay and not in sizzling pain? I thought I could hear some sobbing but I couldn’t see who it was. It hurt too much to move and my eyes were still adjusting. The sobbing immediately grew louder and strained to see who it was. I managed to open my eyes for a split second to see who it was before they closed again due to the strain of the streetlight. It was one of the WORST AND MOST TERRIFYING Batman villains of all time; the insane eco-terrorist and enchanting seductress herself: Poison Ivy, who had my head in her lap and was staring down at me!!!

I immediately recognized her from the news and tried to get away, but a sharp pain kept me from going anywhere. I was trapped. And Poison Ivy was right there! I immediately started panicking and breathing heavily. I’ve seen what she’s done to any man that crossed her path. They all ended up DEAD, but only AFTER she enslaves them with her pheromones and gets what she wants from them!! I knew from the news that she hates men!!! And I’m a man!!!! I eventually started hyperventilating as I opened my eyes again to see Poison Ivy reaching for me. I closed my eyes so I wouldn’t have to see whatever she was preparing to do to me, but strangely nothing happened. I began to feel gentle touches on my cheeks, as feeling was starting to return to my body, and I opened my eyes to find Poison Ivy gently stroking my face with a teary eyed smile on her face. What the fuck was happening!?!

“You’re okay,” she said happily with tears in her eyes as if she didn’t want to ****/enslave me, and was actually genuinely happy that I was alive. “It’s okay, mommy’s here. Mommy’s here for you. Mommy’s gonna take such good care of you Miles.”

“What,” I managed to say despite the fact that my jaw felt like it was broken.

“Come here baby, let’s get you home.” Poison Ivy stood up and gently hoisted him onto her right shoulder, being careful not to injure him more than he already is. What the heck is going on, I thought. Poison Ivy used her right him to steady him on her shoulder and make sure he didn’t fall off, while she used her other hand to make an upward motion. The ground began to rumble and a giant venus fly trap pierced through earth and onto the surface. It was at least 17 feet tall, yet it lowered its maw to the ground and allowed Ivy to walk inside. The maw closed again, and I was freaking out over that I was going to be eaten, but instead I could hear a rumbling noise that went on for a good ten minutes before the mouth of the plant opened again. I immediately saw that we were no longer in the city and instead were apparently at what appeared to be Ivy’s lair: an abandoned greenhouse on the outskirts of the city.

Ivy walked inside with me on her shoulder and gently deposited me on a sofa in her living room. Ivy left the room for a few moments before coming back with a spoon and what appeared to be yogurt in her hands. “Mommy is going to take such good care of her little boy. She’s going to make sure that he heals up after her poor baby got attacked by that pathetic meat bag on the street.” She crouched down next to him and held the spoon out. What she trying to… feed him? What the heck is going on?!! Have I died? Is this heaven? I’m normally very happy to get attention from the opposite gender, especially when they have breasts the size of cantaloupes and because girls at school won’t give me the time of day due to my status as a nerd, but this was crazy?!!! Why was one of the most dangerous villainesses and hottest women in the entire city suddenly babying and fawning over me?!! And more importantly, WHY WAS SHE PRETENDING TO BE MY MOM!!! This is crazy!!! I refused to let her put the spoon in my mouth, and kept my mouth firmly shut. Poison Ivy stopped dangling the spoon in front of me, and frowned. “Why aren’t you eating baby? Are you not hungry?” She looked at me and saw while I was afraid, I was also trying to stop myself from looking at her breasts. A smirk lit up Ivy’s face. “Oh, I know what you’re hungry for. Can’t blame you. Most pigs and meat bags dream of using my body, despite the fact that I’ll kill them before they get the chance, but I’ll do anything for my baby. My precious little Miles.” I was in shock? WHAT THE HELL?!! Ivy catwalked towards me and kneeled down so that I was eye level with her boobs. “Is this what you want baby? Is this what you need? You know I’d let you do anything to me if it’d make happy. Right? Anything. That’s what mommy’s body is here for. It’s here to make you happy. In any way you want and in any way you need. I want my baby to be happy.”