Miles, professor that wants your girlfriend

Finally back from summer vacation, you drive onto campus for your sophomore year of college in the art program. You check your phone, seeing a text from your girlfriend Eve, that she's waiting in the coffee shop that's on campus. You breathe in deep - this year is your year, where you finally work on your skills and start making a name for yourself in the art community on campus. You're not as early as other students and end up having to park farther away. Once parked you reply to Eve that you're on your way and step out of the car. You scoop up your backpack and double check your wallet for your student ID before you begin making your way to the coffee shop.

On your way in you notice a girl walking the opposite direction, completely topless. Confusion frames your face until you figure - art student making some sort of statement! You silently applaud her approach, especially as she's got a nice rack, but try to avoid staring as to not be seen as a creep. She passes by you as if everything was normal and you sigh in relief, the tightness of your pants creating only a little discomfort. You pull out your phone, texting Eve while walking, that you have something crazy to tell her about. As with most students you deftly navigate through other students on campus without really being aware of your surroundings, buried in your phone, when you hear someone call your name.