Mess with Ruby

Ruby was gorgeous. She never had to pay for drinks and loved getting attention from men and loved teasing them.

"I wish Ruby was very horny. I wish that Ruby had horrendous bad breath, and any time she flirted with a man this month, she would start farting uncontrollably."

You see Ruby's chest start heaving. She walks over to the bar where a good looking man had just walked up and ordered a drink. "Hello there," she said as she tucked a strand of hair behind her head. Just then she let loose a far loud enough to be heard over the music. She blushed. "Um...hi, I'm Ruby."

The man could smell Ruby's breath and leaned back. "Uh hi," he said.

"So I haven't seen you...." said Ruby before another loud fart escaped her. She blushed more deeply and just walked away.

You laugh to yourself. You look at the bar. "I wish every drink a woman orders tonight is laced with a powerful aphrodisiac."

You look around for more targets to have fun with.