Mendy the goblin [main story line]

You found yourself in a dark room filled with a funny smelling mist. A bunch of tall cloaked figures surround you.

They are creepy.

"In the name of our leader I, the representative of the red snake cult, am ordering you to thereby became bound to our new member and obey all commands, tend to all needs and never ever betray our cult!" The guy in the black cloak shouts in front of you and whatever is going on here seems to reach its end as everybody leaves the room like nothing is more natural.

Once everybody left the room only you and a brown cloaked figure remains.

The cloak falls to the ground to reveal a scrawny guy in nothing but underpants. He is strange.

For one, he is tall, like two times your size. For two his skin is a pinkish color. You heard about humans in the tales of old but the skinny guy in underpants doesn't really fit the image from the legends. He lacks a lot of muscle (from grandpa's tales) but also the equipment (from grandma's tales).

"Come here." He orders and you found yourself obeying his command.

He pulls his pants down to reveal a rather normal sized penis. Maybe you're wrong, and he isn't human? Or maybe grandma was a bit over exaggerating.

"Suck it!" He orders and again you don't really have a choice.