Memento Marie [COMPLETE]

“Are you absolutely sure this is safe?”

“Yep! 99.93% sure you can restore me if things go wrong.”

“Marie…I do not like that 0.07%. Do you not know what absolutely means?”

“C’mon! It's my brain on the line here— why are you so worried?”

“I don't know, maybe it's because I'm your friend and I care about you?”

“Aww, love you too.”

“You also pay me, there's that. And I'm sure ATHENA would have some very serious questions—”

“Okay! You've made your point unnecessarily clear. But there's a wide margin of safety here, all my data is backed up to external drives already, I updated it yesterday, so I'll only lose a day of memories if anything remotely likely to go wrong does. At worst I'll be stuck with just my procedural memories. I’ll still be able to walk and talk and stuff, so it's not like you'll be left with an empty doll."

"Oh, that's a relief..."

"Shush! There's one more reason I'm sure of this…”

“That would be?”

“I know this whole thing turns you on too~ The way you twitched when I first brought it up as a possibility… Mhm~”

“Agh, you freaky, freaky little slut… Don't even say it! I already know you're proud of yourself. Okay. Fine. I'll do it, sit down and lean back. Just remember you asked for this.”

“*Snrk!* Funny. You should do stand-up.”

“Maybe I will! Might get more respect that way.”

*Click* *Whirrrrr*

Personality Emulation Suspended…

Mental Partition established…

MEMORY STORAGE DELETING IN 3…2…1…