Megan's Lack of Linguistic Skills

Dr. Cassandra Johnson looked over Megan after her successful experiment. "How do you feel now, Megan?"

Megan intended to say that she was excited about the possibilities that her experiment would reveal, but what came out instead was "Ablahblababababluuuu!" Megan's eyes widened at her babbling.

Dr. Johnson's eyes went blank for a moment before they regained focus, now with a patronizing gaze. "Oh, yes, you're such a smarty baby, acting like you've discovered something big. Of course, the only big thing you're discovering is how much poopie is in your diapie."