Meeting the Queen

Melissa sat on her throne in the celestial palace judging the universe.

Amia had run off to do something that was probably terribly important to the cosmic balance or something. Why spoil the surprise for herself though? Whatever her newly acquired Archangel was doing couldn't possibly be bad for her. She had already willed it so.

Jack had set things mostly back as he'd found it when he became God before handing the place over to her. Mostly. He'd left a few things out of place for her to find. One of them was his girlfriend turned Queen of Everything.

She was *pissed*.

"And then after years and years of his being his Queen that asshole just dumps it on some random chick because he didn't want to watch me doing it with another guy and thinks girl on girl is hot!"

"First of all it is hot. Two to one, you're outvoted. Second is it really a good idea to be calling me a 'random chick'. What if I get all smitey all of a sudden."

"I'm venting okay? Besides, I was his Queen for a long time. A *really* long time. Hiding things from god doesn't work, not if he..." She paused for a moment. "Not if you actually care about them. People trying that shit usually just pissed Jack off and you two seem pretty similar."

"Because we're both horny idiots at heart." Melissa said with a proud smile.

"Am I wrong?" Emily gave a long sigh before she started speaking again. "Listen, you've got your own girl. She's probably going to be taking my spot soon. I can live with that. "

"I can't tell you why he choose me or if he really loved you." Melissa began and to her surprise it was true. "But if he didn't he really was an idiot. Omniscience or not. I won't make the same mistake. Amia."

The angel popped into existence with a cute yelp and flutter of wings.

"I'm going to be making Emily my Queen soon.