Meeting another hero

-Bleeeeeeah!-.

Harley stuck out her tongue and, pressed against the statue of Athena, snapped a selfie. She then pranced down from the towering city hall, her grin as wide as the Cheshire Cat's, and clapped her hands in satisfaction. She swiveled on her heel to face the pedestrians around her. Oh, the stares she garnered! Not like last time when those buzz-killing cops dragged her down. Who cared if she painted the statues to look like her? Greek sculptures were originally painted, right? So she was just bringing back some historical accuracy, puddin'.

-Alrighty, folks!- She chirped to the puzzled pedestrians: -Wonder Woman is here to save the day!-.

But move along they did, and soon, Harley found herself twirling back into the sky, the whoosh of her ascent barely drowning out the incessant honking and shouting below. Gotham's post-lunch lull. Even the baddies took a break during this time; she knew, she'd been one of them until, like, last Tuesday. But now? Now she was the city's protector, its guardian angel in a jester's hat. Knowing this, she took her time to have lunch, having momentarily redressed Diana's civilian clothes to stop at the hotdog stand on Rupert Street. She was amazed to discover the different taste that the hotdog had with Diana's taste buds, though she wondered if it was the mustard or the Hercules sauce still lingering in her mouth that gave it that tang.

Harley mused on her next move as she floated among the clouds. Maybe she'd pop over to Metropolis, see what kind of trouble Baddy Baldy was brewing up (he hadn't attempted to kill Superman in a month, that was suspicious enough to check). Or maybe she'd just kick back and relax. After all, she couldn't actually leave the city, she promised Bats she would have looked after it for today.

Now that she was thinking about it, technically it was Wonder Woman who made that promise. She looked down at herself: perhaps it was time to change body with someone else.

"Mmm... Just when I was starting to get used to it..." She complained to herself, giving her stolen rack another firm groping. Besides, who was she supposed to possess? It's not like there was a roaster of superheroes to choose from in the area, even less someone who could compete with Wonder Woman, the Warrior Princess of the Amaz-

-Diana!-.

Harley whirled around at the sound, her heart skipping a beat. Descending from the sky was a figure she immediately recognized. Short blonde hair, white leotard, and overall, that telltale boob-window on her chest. No need to use Diana's memories; there was only one person on earth who dressed like that.

-Power Girl!- She exclaimed, her grin widening into a manic smile. Inside, Harley was completely over the edge. This was Power Girl! Like, the Power Girl! If Wonder Woman was her favorite super-heroine, Power Girl was her top fantasy fodder: she couldn't say that she decided to become a hero only to be able to get close to those colossal knockers at least once, but that for sure was part of the equation. And now, she herself was approaching her! The mere thought sent shivers down her spine.

And so, as Power Girl drew nearer, Harley's eyes were practically glued to her melons; fuck, they could probably have their own zip code! But she **** herself to look up at Power Girl's face before things got suspicious.

-W-What are you doing here?- She asked. Power Girl (or, as Diana's memories informed her, Paige Stetler, formerly Karen Starr since she was going through a new lease on her life, which as a former psychiatrist was something that usually would have intrigued Harley, but who cared just look at those boobs!!!) grinned smugly, placing her hands on her hips.

-I was just passing by and noticed you. What are you doing in Gotham? Hands busy with something?-.

For sure there was something Harley wanted to have her hands busy with right now, nonetheless she replied: -Oh, ahem, Giganta attacked the city this morning and Batman had to leave, so I'm here for today.-.

-Oh, I see. Heh, looks like we're some sort of attraction to people around here. Hello, y'all! Uh, are you alright?- She asked focusing back on 'Diana', noticing her eyes faltering up and down once again. Harley could feel her cheeks burning, but come one, Krypton's planetoids were probably smaller!

-Aehm, yes, yes of course. Well, now sorry but gotta jet now, see you around!- She quickly shot off in the sky, hiding her face with her hands.

"Oh my God, it was so embarrassing! She'll think that Diana had gone crazy!" In fact, Harley now knew how much Power Girl saw Wonder Woman as an inspiring figure and a mentor, and she knew that, if it was someone else, she would have for sure noticed her ogling; but she trusted Diana, so much that Harley couldn't help but think, ah~, what would have happened if she had exploited her faith to caress her breasts with some excuse, then Paige would have blushed and their eyes would have met, so she would have pressed her lips onto hers, their chests squashing together while she would have whispered sweet words and her hands would have moved between...

"Oh fuck!!! Fuck fuck fuck I'm so horny now!!!".

-Diana!- Harley whipped around to see Power Girl flying up to her. She quickly tried to compose herself, her cheeks still flushed.

-Would you mind if I patrol with you for a bit?-.

Harley hid her blushing and answered: -N-Not at all! But, you see, today is pretty lame in Gotham so-

Before she could finish her sentence, a looming shadow blocked out the sun, and Harley's heart skipped a beat. Out of nowhere, a familiar, giant, snout appeared, followed by a titanic hand hurtling towards her.

"What the f-"

Before she could react, she was flattened against the asphalt, saved only by Wonder Woman's lightning-fast reflexes.

As her supposed nemesis pulled back her hand, sporting an arrogant grin, Harley couldn't help but yell: -What the hell, Doris! How come that you already escaped from prison?-.

Just then, Power Girl crashed beside her, staggering to her feet and wiping her mouth with her arm: -With a little help, I'm afraid.- she said pregnant.

The meaning of her words became clear as Harley noticed a smaller (meaning, human-dimensioned) figure floating next to Giganta. To her surprise, the newcomer bore a striking resemblance to Power Girl herself, albeit with darker hair and a much more revealing outfit consisting of black pants and a bra; like, if she'd ever gone trough an emo phase, that's how she would have imagined her.

-That's Divine, my evil clone.- Paige explained, clearly having been sucker-punched as well.

"Evil clone? Why does every Kryptonian have an evil clone? Hold on, I want to have an evil clone too!" Harley thought, but instead, she blurted out: -So what, you two are together or similar?-.

-Roommates!- They said at the same time. Harley was caught off guard by this revelation.

"Roommates? Uh... Guess that explains it. Rents are sky-high nowadays. Sometimes I think landlords are the real villains.".

Before she could dwell on her musings further, Divine dove down like an eagle, aiming straight for her target. Power Girl soared into action, meeting her head-on in a flurry of punches and clashes.

-I'll deal with her!- Power Girl informed her. Great, so that left her with the 50 Foot Woman. But she was far from being discouraged, on the contrary.

"Oh puddin', that's like, my first real team-up! I'm so excited!" She lifted off as well, narrowly avoiding Giganta's stomps and fists.

-This time, Batman isn't here to save your ass, Princess! You're gonna pay for sending me in that madhouse!- Giganta roared, launching a furious attack. But Harley, now more experienced with Diana's body after all the patroling and sex, dodged with ease.

-First, you attacked Gotham, what did you expect, Stateville?- She retorted, flying under Giganta's extended arm.

-Second, 'madhouse' is offensive! We try to rehabilitate people in there!- She continued, spinning around her limb to make it difficult to catch her, her lasso wrapping around in tandem.

-And third!- She rocketed up, delivering a solid blow to Giganta's face.

-While as a psychiatrist I approve of you finding a confidant, you should at least look for someone who isn't more of a sociopath than you.- She concluded, watching Giganta step back awkwardly, and even spitting a lump of blood on the ground. Luckily, Harley asserted that the people had evacuated the area from the moment Giganta engrossed herself.

"Man, Gotham is quite fucked up.".

Meanwhile, Power Girl reached her, pressing her back onto hers to keep Divine monitored.

-Didn't know you were a psychiatrist.- She commented. Dang, superhearing.

-Well, you know, I'm thousands of years old...- Harley came up with an excuse. Divine approached, menacing the two heroes with her Heath Vision, but once again she was countered by Paige's identical powers, and held her distance.

-I'm not even sure why she hates me.- Power Girl commented during the brief truce. Harley furrowed Diana's brow.

-Duh, I'm not even sure if Doris was an ape before.-.

Giganta had recollected in the meantime, but both she and her partner were standbying, pondering on the next move. Harley was too: Was it perhaps time to leave Diana's body? Or to try another one of her badass-warrior-princess moves? Then, an idea struck her. She feigned an attack on Giganta's arm, allowing the villain to trap her in her hands like an annoying mosquito.

-I'll squash you, princess!!!- Giganta roared triumphantly. But Harley was satisfied; her plan was working. She closed her eyes, focusing on leaving Wonder Woman's body, and indeed she soon lost the feeling of being corporal, her face emerging from a momentary darkness. She was now a ghost compenetrating Diana's **** form.

Floating inside Giganta's grasp, Harley concentrated, hoping her plan would work. A convulsion later, she found herself viewing 'her' own closed fists, cornered by towering skyscrapers. Meaning by that, that she was their height.

"It worked! I'm a freaking giant!!!" A devious smile formed on the now-possessed Giganta's face. For a second, Harley was **** by the incredible feelings of this new body of hers, but then she refocused on her goal. She cleared her throat and: -What? Argh, she's too strong!- she punched her own face, acting like Wonder Woman was the one responsible for it.

Harley pretended to fall, being careful to lie on the asphalt without involving other buildings. She lifted her still-closed hands over her head and took a breath.

"Ok, now for a good timing. One, two and...".

POW!!!

She exited Giganta's body right a moment before her own hands knocked her out.

-Yatzeee!!! Ghost 1, Giant 0!!!- Harley-Ghost floated around the overpowered woman, reveling in celebration.

Suddenly, a loud bang interrupted her victory. Power Girl and Divine were still locked in combat, their powers being truthfully equivalent.

"Well, not for much longer!" Harley soared up next to them, currently grappling each other with their teeth gritted. Harley smugly positioned herself next to Divine.

-Sorry 'gal, I need to borrow ya for a sec!- She phased into her, her vision shifting again after a brief jolt. That moment of discrepancy allowed Power Girl to tug her opponent backward, but before she could press her, 'Divine' raised her arms.

-Stop! I surrender!- She exclaimed with a goofy smile on her face: -Yup, you've won this one!-.

Power Girl paused in confusion, trying to catch the lie in her words. But she couldn't find any; so, she eventually lifted her fist and-

PUNCH!!!

Harley remained still in her position, while Divine plummeted to the ground, lying motionless and senseless. Paige stared down at her fallen clone, still incredulous at the anticlimactic outcome, while Harley, invisible, laughed to herself.

-Hah! That was a blast, puddin'!!!- She exclaimed, knowing Power Girl wouldn't have heard her.

-Diana!- The Kryptonian heroine suddenly recoiled from her stupor and darted towards Giganta's fallen form at super-speed. Harley blinked for a second.

-Wait!- She shouted, chasing after her. But by the time she caught up, Power Girl was already shaking Wonder Woman between her arms: -Diana, please, wake up!- she was saying.

Harley's gaze flickered between the two of them, and as Wonder Woman groaned, she instinctively jumped back into her body. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself face-to-face with a concerned Power Girl, though to be honest she was facing her-

"BOOBIES!".

-Diana! Thank God you're ok!-Power Girl sighed in relief, while Harley quickly averted her eyes and got to her feet.

-Aehm, of course! I triumphed over my foe and... you know, the usual.-.

Power Girl turned at the two defeated villains: -This fight had been quite... off, don't you think?-.

Harley gulped nervously: -Odd? N-Nay, let's just leave and let the police handle the rest, shall we?-.

Power Girl frowned, sensing something amiss with Diana's usually-overresponsible behavior.

-You sure you're alright? I couldn't help but notice that your way of fighting was weird too. What happened earlier with Giganta?-.

'Diana' widened her eyes, her forehead dripping with sweat: -Of course I'm alright, ahahah! It's just, it's a bit hard to keep on with her personality all the time!-.

Power Girl looked puzzled, and Harley realized her slip-up. It was like those words had slipped out of her mouth! Then, she felt something warm around her palm and quickly moved it away. Shit! Of all the places she could rest her hand on, the Golden Lasso!

-What do you mean by that? Whose personality?- Power Girl questioned her. Harley gasped in panic, and the other's frown deepened.

-Wait a second, are you-

"Forget it!" Diana's body fell to the ground as Harley's spirit rocketed out of her and into Power Girl. The Kryptonian trembled and shook her head furiously for a few moments; when she stopped, she slowly looked down, first at her blue-glowed hands, and then at the two juggs bouncing on her chest.

-Holy moly!!!- 'Paige' exclaimed, grabbing one and giving it a squeeze, feeling a surge of electricity running down her spine. An uncharacteristic doof smile formed on the fierce superhero, as she gave another squeeze, and then another and then another. She started jumping from one foot to the other, growing more and more aroused at that lewd play of hers.

-Now that's a jackpot, puddin'!!!- She exclaimed, before shaking her chest and watching her breasts jiggle with delight, as if they were, duh, pudding. Then, she paused, licking her lips as her hand crept down towards the moistening spot that was growing warm right between her legs.

"Oh my gawd... I can't believe... I'm about to touch...".

Suddenly, the sound of approaching sirens and car motors jolted her back to reality, and she froze in alarm. Simultaneously, Wonder Woman began to stir, indicating that she was about to awaken.

"And that's my cue to skedaddle." Harley lifted Power Girl's body into the sky and vanished among the clouds.

Just then, Diana opened her eyes and sat up, rubbing her head in confusion.

-What happened? But... did I beat her? How?- She asked, noticing the still-fainted Giganta. Police cars arrived on the scene, and Commissioner Gordon stepped forward to greet her.

-Wonder Woman! Thank you for having defeated her again!- He shook hands with the heroine, who nodded to conceal her bewilderment; but then, she frowned.

-Wait, what do you mean by 'again'?-.