Meeting Erza Scarlet on Another Day

I was sitting off to one side of the first floor tavern space right below the staircase that went up to the second floor balcony area that was off-limits to everyone but S-Class mages and me thanks to my earrings. Around me at the table were Lucy, Cana, Levy, Jet, Droy, Natsu and Happy. We were all mostly just drinking and relaxing. I had Lucy and Cana to either side of me, my arms wrapped around their shoulders as I dangled my hands to lay atop their overly generous breasts. I'd pushed both their tops down to expose their tits to the room, easy enough to do when my girlfriend had been wearing a pink top that had already shown so much cleavage that the tops of her pink areolas were always peeking out and the heavy drinking brunette had on a skimpy blue and white checkered bikini.

No one was bothered by my slowly groping hands, to the contrary my table mates all seemed to be enjoying the wobbling cushiony tit show as they went about playing their board-game. Even the cute bluette Levy, kept casting her eyes this way to ogle the big naked boobs with lightly blushing cheeks.

I wasn't familiar with the game that Lucy, Natsu, Jet, and Levy were playing. It consisted of each player choosing an army of magical creatures like vulcans, goblins, lizardmen, or celestial spirits and they would move those pieces around and try to eliminate the other players. The rules seemed really complicated. There were pieces that represented buildings that produced the units that they attacked with and there was also a need to gather resources like food, iron ore, and lacrima. Droy and Happy were stuffing their faces with nachos while spectating. The guildhall beyond was bustling, most of the tables occupied with socializing mages, one even had a strange looking fellow dancing on top of it. A pretty waitress was passing by with a huge cooked bird of some kind on a silver tray.

Cana took a swig of her beer from a massive mug, before peering at the board as Natsu started to move one of his vulcan pieces, "Heh, you sure you want to move there?"

This was Natsu's cue to rethink his placement with a big not at all subtle wink.

Cana was a serious lady, beautiful as all get out with a pair of monster titties. She seemed pretty laid-back compared to most, at least I hadn't ever seen her get involved in any of the absurd battles and impromptu magical competitions that seemed to break out around here at least once a day. I actually hadn't had sex with her yet. I was letting that come when it would, though I had fondled her plenty when she was around, something she didn't mind at all thanks to the power of the earrings. Actually, the only reason she was over here with us instead of at her usual place at the bar was because I'd dragged her over.

Then it was Jet's turn and he very openly paid attention to Cana as he placed his lizardman. She nodded and gave a smirk at his obviousness.

"Wait. Whose actually playing here? You guys or Cana?" asked Levy with a bemused expression looking back and forth between Natsu and Jet.

Lucy giggled around my hand slapping her big breast up from below, adding, "I think we all know the answer to that one."

Happy, who was standing on the table next to the game board, pointed with a chip at the girls' exposed chests, "When is the milk going to come out? Najato's been milking your guys' udders for a really long time!"

Lucy was stricken, her body tightening against my side before she suddenly shrieked at the small blue cat, "DON'T CALL THEM UDDERS!"

Natsu, Jet and Droy burst into laughter, barely able to contain themselves as Lucy turned beet red in embarrassment. I just wrapped her up in my arms and held her close, calming her somewhat.

"I-It's not funny! He could have said tits! He used an innocent word that's worse!"

"Yeah, but it makes it funnier," Natsu said, still chuckling.

"Happy, udders are only on cows. And women only produce milk when they're pregnant." explained Levy helpfully.

I don't know why I did it. Maybe it was the ****, but I found myself saying, "Actually Levy, that's not true. Normally, really big boobs are called udders."

There was a beat as everyone had their notions re-arranged to accommodate what I'd just said.

Even as I squeezed and plumped her fat breast, Cana cocked her head at the petite blue haired girl, "Did you just call me a cow?"

Levy ducked her head looking immensely embarrassed, "I.. I don't know why I said that..."

Cana waved it off as she took another drink. Happy was giving Lucy a considering look, "So why aren't yours udders... they're only a little smaller than Cana's..."

"Happy...." Lucy growled, "My breasts are udders... of course, they're udders. Maybe... just maybe- I just don't want you talking about them!"

I just sat back and marveled at the way I'd just thrown that little normality in there and the script everyone had been running on just flipped. One moment my girlfriend's outraged about her tits being referred to as udders, the next she believes wholeheartedly that's what they're supposed to be called. Now NOT calling them udders would probably piss her off like you were saying they were too small....

I leaned in close to her and gestured at Levy's small chest, "Does Levy have udders?"

She whispered back, "No, the poor girl's basically flat-chested..."

My attention was drawn suddenly away from our table to the rest of the guildhall as I noticed an uncomfortable silence descend upon the place, an oppressive air seeming to take over from the boisterous tone that had been there only a moment before. Looking around I noticed that everyone seemed to be looking towards the entrance and my gaze immediately fixed upon an awesome sight even as someone quietly cursed, "Oh shit! It's Erza!"

Heavy footsteps clanked on the stone floor.

Walking into the middle of the guildhall was a figure holding up a massive decorated horn of some kind. She was carrying it casually with one hand and propped up onto her shoulder but it was absolutely gigantic, dwarfing her and everyone she passed, easily twenty feet long and as wide around as one of the tables that filled the room.

She was hot. Beautiful. Long scarlet red hair falling down her back and all around her face. Silver armor guarded her torso, complete with bracers, pauldrons, and gauntlets on her arms. A long blue skirt covered her legs which were bare save for the tall black boots she wore. She strode forward with an air of someone used to having everyone moving out of the way.

I felt myself freeze, not daring to move, a reaction that was mirrored by everyone at my table. Even Natsu was crouching down and wincing, hiding his face behind his hand. There seemed to be an aura of intimidation around her that everyone was reacting to. I noticed that Loke prick who'd been hitting on Lucy several times over the last week hastily dart out the front door.

Mirajane's cheery voice called out from behind the bar, sounding completely unaffected by both Erza's terrifying presence as well as the fact that I'd fucked her into tongue-hanging out ahegao bliss less than a half hour ago, "Welcome back, Erza!"

"Mirajane, it is good to see you once again." said Erza smoothly, nodding at the white-haired bartender even as she casually set the horn on the floor with a resounding boom, putting to rest any notion that the enormous object might have been simply extraordinarily light to carry, "Is the Master anywhere around?"

Mirajane shook her head, "The Master is at the League meeting."

"Is that so..."

A fully clothed Gray asked, "E-Erza, what's that enormous thing you brought?"

"Oh this? It's the horn of a monster I vanquished. The locals decorated it and gave it to me. I thought it was rather pretty, so I brought it back as a present." She explained this like it was a completely normal thing to do, smiling softly. She turned to look around, "Is it in the way?"

The nearest mage to her waved his hands frantically, "N-No!! Not at all!"
He gulped, "It's fine right where it is."

Erza nodded, apparently satisfied, "Good." She paused for a moment before continuing, a somewhat scary tone slipping into her voice, "By the way..."

She stepped forward, her armored boot stomping with a resounding crash, her voice raised and threatening, "I hear that you people have been causing nothing but trouble. Maybe the master will overlook it, but I won't!"

Erza's stare seemed to make the air solid, pressing against everyone's hearts so that they could hardly breathe. Slowly, quietly, the mages of Fairy Tail all began to wilt under her gaze.

She whipped her head around the room, missing nothing and seeming quite disappointed in everything she saw.

"Visitar!"

That dancing black-suited weirdo on top of a table froze, cringing.

"If you're going to dance, do it outside!" Erza barked, her commanding tone sending the mage sprinting out of the guild.

"Wakaba!"

The pompadour-sporting middle aged married pervert who always seemed to be hanging around when I was doing Mirajane leapt out of his seat, standing at attention.

"You're dropping ashes on the table!"

His cigarette vanished and he frantically scooped at the table with his hands.

"Nab! Don't just stand in front of the request board all the time! Pick a job!"

A sweat drop appeared on the dark skinned muscular skull bearing mage and he hastily rushed away from the board to take a seat at a random table.

The woman's head turned this way.

"Cana!" Erza's voice caused my seatmate's body to jerk in place. The redhead's intense gaze shifted right past me to Lucy, "And YOU, young miss! Cover those udders this instant! This isn't Fairy Hills where bosoms are free to swing unencumbered! This is our hallowed guildhall! Have some respect!"

Lucy made the cutest little noise of alarm and embarrassment as she hastily crossed her arms in front of her massive F-cups. Cana made a show of not caring, rolling her eyes even as she slowly pulled up her bikini top, leaning forward to squash her K-cups into the edge of the table as she tied it behind her back.

"Gray!" barked Erza as she noticed that the spiky black haired Ice mage had for some reason stripped completely nude in the last few minutes or so, "Put some clothes on! No one wants to see your penis right now!"

He suddenly realized he was naked and he abruptly hid his tiny genitals behind his cupped hands.

I stared hard at this woman, more than a bit captivated by her strength, her character, and her sheer beauty. I really wanted to get closer to Erza but something about her really intimidated me even with the earrings, so instead I decided to use their power to draw her to me, "It would be normal for Erza, once she learns about the size of my dick, to immediately approach me and demand to inspect it."

The buzzed state of my brain probably had a lot to do with my decision making at this point.