Meet Your New Sherriff (End)

"Fight!" Jacks shouts, and the two weasels immediately start punching eachother, but Texas decides to switch it up a bit and grabs Better Tex's fist mid punch, after the initial shock, Better Texas reels bqxk her other fist and swings, but Texas manages to grab that one too, Texas chuckles at the fact she actual pulled this off, but then Better Texas just grins before pulling back one of her legs and kicking the sherriff right between the legs, making her eyes almost pop out of her head, half the crowd winces in shared pain as Texas drops to her knees holding her privates, "Oh!, looks like Better Tex has resorted to taking cheap shots!, if she had kicked any harder she'd prolly be wearin' Loser Tex's vag like a boot right now!, Hoowie!" Jacks laughs, then Better Texas grabs her opposite by the back of her neck and her lower back and starts dragging her across the pig pen, and Texas being in as much pain as she's in can only wonder where she's being dragged too, the pigs in front of them move aside to let them pass and Texas' eyes widen when she sees at the very far corner of the pen, the biggest, fattest, dirtiest pig she's ever seen, Smiling Jacks' prized pig, Maybelle, facing away from them with her humongous ass on full display, Texas tried fighting back against her evil self but she's still too weak, they both final reach the giant, smelly, unwashed, pink rear end, and the two weasels lock eyes, "Nice knowing ya, Loser Me, but this town's not big enough for the two of us~" Better Texas says with a wink, before throwing Texas as hard as she can right at the obese pig's grimey asshole, with a 'SCHLORP!' sound Texas slides right in with no resistance and practically no response from Maybelle as she just keeps eating like nothing was just shoved up her ass, the giants pig's ass jiggles and ripples like water as Tex disappears into it, then it let's out a massive, nuke-like, thick green fart that takes the from of a skull, so ginormous that Better Tex has to backflip away from the explosion to live, once the green mist dissipates and Texas doesn't come crawling out of the dirt pig anus, the crowd cheers as Better Texas strikes a victory pose, "Looks like we have a winner!" Smiling Jacks hollers joyously, then Mayor Vivian walks into the pig pen and shakes Better Tex's hand and says "I look forward to working with you, Better Texas, or, I guess we should just start calling ya Texas now shouldn't we?, since there's only one now, huh" Vivian laughs, "How d'ya feel 'bout being our new sherriff?" Vivian asks, Texas just shrugs and says "Eh, got nothin' else ta do, and I'm looking forward to making this place feel more like home, starting with, Hey Y'all!, I'm legalizing everything!, Go Nuts!" She shouts, making the crowd cheer wildly.

The next day, the new sherriff, wearing the old sheriff's spare clothes and badge, walks happily down to Jacks' farm and sees the bunny leaning against the fence with a big grin, "Heya there Jacks, how ya doin'?" Texas asks, "I'm doing great, sherriff, just enjoying the view~" Smiling Jacks says before looking back into the pig pen, Texas looks as well, "How's the former deputy been with her new job?" She asks, watching as April cries while shoving Maybelle's excrement with her bare hands and into her mouth, "Still crying, I keep telling her that if she starts doing a better job I'll consider giving her a spoon, but I think she can tell I'm lying" Jacks laughs, "Maybe she's crying cause of all the weasel fur she keeps finding in the waste?" Texas chuckles, as April cries louder as she finds more of what's left of her Texas in the poop, forcing herself to keep eating to amuse her onlookers.